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MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE OF 2010

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So today the official trailer for the Most Anticipated Movie of 2010 finally hit the internet!



Rare Exports.
Poster:

In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. The time has come to dig it up!


I've been following this movie for a while (little over a year I suppose). There were a couple of teaser trailers released (This one is particularily awesome) but now the official long trailer hit our world!

So everyone should be very excited for this film. It's based on two short films that perfectly capture the spirit of Christmas. Or the first one captures the spirit of Santa Claus and the second one is all about the spirit of Christmas.

The first one Rare Exports Inc. (2003)


The second one Rare Exports: Official Safety Instructions (2005)


If you have time enough to watch through these you'll understand why I'm so excited about this film. This film of films.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
arcan
Having a signature is too mainstream. I'm not part of your system!
1866
Watched the trailer. What the hell is this?
i am a bit confused but i like it
This is great, haha. I'm going to enjoy this. It's obvious what it is and why is it confusing?
Reminds me of the Crotchduster Xmas movie I've been waiting for since 2003 :P

Next Christmas, the elves have unionized, and they're sick of those two slave driving white devils.
"Hey Joe, when's the last time you ever got a raise?"
"Fuckin' never!"
"Me too, whaddya say we kill Santa?"
"Allllllllllright!"
This Christmas, "Y'know 14 is the age of consent in South Carolina", Slappy Spotted Bawls as old Saint Nick, "Put yer retainer back in, Mrs Clause is comin'", and Julia Louise Drypuss as Mrs Clause "I sure am glad we don't have to make presents for the Jews",
Santa gets shot, POW! stabbed "Awrr", choked "Kakkk, yer chokin' me", burnt "Yahhhhh", nailed to a cross "you bastards!", and disemboweled.
Santa's elves know your kids haven't been good. Fuck your kids and fuck you too.
This movie is rated G.
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