DUKE UNIVERSITY STUDENT SUBMITS A WRITTEN DISSERTATION OF EVERY DUDE SHE BANGED AS HER THESIS.

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Despite
When the going gets tough, go fuck yourself.
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if a guy did this he'd be a pimp.


but when girls do it they're slutty nasty rotten goods.


off to the trash bin with her
the value of your double standard can go up as well as down
post=206072
Her rack isn't that great...


they're exquisite
post=206107
if a guy did this he'd be a pimp.


but when girls do it they're slutty nasty rotten goods.


off to the trash bin with her


Honestly if a guy did this he'd be scum as well. Two consenting adults can do whatever the hell they want with each other, really! But it's pretty fucked up to catalog and assemble a goddamn bestiary of people you've banged. That's creepy as hell.

I mean I know people generally give generalities of how a certain person was in the sack to close friends, like "Yeah she's really wild" or "He's really packin'" or whatever. Fine. But like, to make a goddamn Pokedex of Fuck? Come on now.
post=206116
But like, to make a goddamn Pokedex of Fuck? Come on now.


Jude's MoneyShot was super effective!!!

I'm lying to myself.
post=206107
if a guy did this he'd be a pimp.


but when girls do it they're slutty nasty rotten goods.


off to the trash bin with her



a key that opens many locks is a master key


a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock
Quite possibly the best analogy I've ever heard.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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post=206116
post=206107
if a guy did this he'd be a pimp.


but when girls do it they're slutty nasty rotten goods.


off to the trash bin with her
Honestly if a guy did this he'd be scum as well. Two consenting adults can do whatever the hell they want with each other, really! But it's pretty fucked up to catalog and assemble a goddamn bestiary of people you've banged. That's creepy as hell.

I mean I know people generally give generalities of how a certain person was in the sack to close friends, like "Yeah she's really wild" or "He's really packin'" or whatever. Fine. But like, to make a goddamn Pokedex of Fuck? Come on now.

Someone, please find the time and storyline necessary to make a Pokemon RP fangame about this. I've tried making games on-the-fly before, but they never turn out well (e.g Imaginative Reality).

post=206026
But if she was a man, she/he would be accused of being a sexual predator!

No, it would just make him an epic failtroll.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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I don't get what's unattractive about her.
<-- Not on any lists except Dean's Lists.

Pretty awful thing to do. Revelling in your hedonism and sharing it with the world and saying "aren't I clever?". No surprise the world said back, "...not really, no."
Ciel
an aristocrat of rpgmaker culture
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blitzen has finally resorted to using words like 'hedonism'...

post=206187
I don't get what's unattractive about her.


you wouldn't, would you
post=206116
post=206107
if a guy did this he'd be a pimp.


but when girls do it they're slutty nasty rotten goods.


off to the trash bin with her
Honestly if a guy did this he'd be scum as well. Two consenting adults can do whatever the hell they want with each other, really! But it's pretty fucked up to catalog and assemble a goddamn bestiary of people you've banged. That's creepy as hell.

I mean I know people generally give generalities of how a certain person was in the sack to close friends, like "Yeah she's really wild" or "He's really packin'" or whatever. Fine. But like, to make a goddamn Pokedex of Fuck? Come on now.


Most epic post ever.
At least we can track where the STI came from.
She bangs, she bangs

EDIT: I'm not surprised they're all jocks. I also find the little snippet about one of the guys asking her about black cocks quite funny.

EDIT 2: They finally blocked their names out :P.
I like how they are all about her getting fed shots at a bar by some dude on a sports team and then fucked while she is clearly hammered; what a class act.

She's not that attractive. I mean, I'd hit it, but there's no shortage of much better looking girls at pretty much every university campus in the world.

Despite, thank you for providing us with a stereotype from like twenty years ago. Does anyone think that way any more? Troglodytes. OFF TO THE TRASH BIN WITH YE!!!


p.s, my entry would all about how I'm shaped like a question mark "down there" and how I kept proposing riddles every few minutes during "coitus" for no good reason. 4/10.

p.p.s. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Uh, why?" "Because the condom broke!" *leaps out the window into the night*
post=206214
blitzen has finally resorted to using words like 'hedonism'...


Hey, I have been using that word for a long time; it's not like I just became pretentious yesterday.
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