LETS TALK ABOUT PIRATE GAMES! YOHOHO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

So yesterday I downloaded a truck load of bootleg/pirate game ROMs for my sega genesis emulator. I haven't got through half of my load yet, but I've played quite a lot so far, especially the ones that I've heard about. So far, there are good ones, bad ones, and god awful sacks of shit.

So RMN, what hacked/pirated games have you played lately? Here's my rundown of a few of the stuff I played so far:

Pokemon Stadium (Megadrive):Sub Par
- I don't know what game it's a hack from. It's kind of an interesting tactical battler... thingy where you face other pokemon. The killer is the fact that arcade mode only lets you play one round against a koffing (or "Dogas" as it's called in this game) and then bugs out and boots you to the title screen. There is also a vs. mode where you can face a friend, but good luck with that.

A Bug's Life:Bad
- I love the movie, but I hate this game. Your character jumps as high as an overweight rhinoceros, and the controls are horrifically delayed. You thow berries at bugs which should be bigger than you (since you're an ant) but due to the curved direction, plus the fact that most of your enemies are ground-based, they miss about half the time, and you can't throw while jumping or ducking. I can't get pass the first level, it just sucks.

Shui Hu Feng Yun Zhuan:Decent
- This is one of the few games that I've been able to beat so far. It's a pretty good beat-em-up, if not a little hard. The fact that you can't recover when enemies surround you kind of kills it sometimes, also there is a bit of a character imbalance from the three choices you are given. The blue-haired, big-breasted chick is the best character in the game, the other two have lacking speed and the ranges of their weapons are horrid. Other than that, I actually liked this game.

Sonic Jam 6:Bad
- This game's existence is just a disgrace. It's a direct clone of Super Mario Bros. on the Super Nintendo, only you're playing as Sonic the Hedgehog. Actually, it's not a direct clone, its one of the worst attempts at cloning a simple platform game I've ever seen. For a start, the jumping controls are REALLY sensitive. You have to press and hold in order to make Sonic jump as high as possible, and any lighter he doesn't. The hit detection for the enemies and even the blocks are screwed up, too. You have to be DEAD CENTER of a goomba in order to kill it without getting hit, and you tend to "slide" off of platforms. I stopped playing after the game crashed when a bugged Lakitu was throwing spinies at every SPLIT SECOND on the screen. I don't recommend this game to anyone.