2012 IS APPROACHING...NOW FOR THE BIG QUESTION....

Probably die. I live in Toronto. I'm suddenly surrounded by infected? I'm screwed. Though I do work at the airport, so if I can fight my way there, I know some good places to hold up and where to steal food.

Everybody knows Madagascar doesn't have an airport!

My ultimate weapon would be as follows.

1) Finish building my cloning machine.
2) Invite Richard Simmons over, then make an army of nothing but Richard Simmons.

Problem solved lol.

I dont know, Richard Simmons fighting Chuck Norris would be bad ass.....

WAIT!!!!!!!

Great idea, make an army of combined clones. Chuck Norris mixed with Richard Simmons.

gods, Madagascar in that pandemic game is such a b**** to infect.

You can probably guess my reaction to infecting it.

author=GreatRedSpirit
It would be the safest place to be in case of zombie outbreak but it'll shut down before anybody knows about said outbreak!

WHAT!

author=Yellow Magic
Rip up my clothes and put make up on. I already smell bad and eat humans so there's not much else to it

WHAT!!

author=Arandomgamemaker
gods, Madagascar in that pandemic game is such a b**** to infect.

You can probably guess my reaction to infecting it.

WHAT!!!

author=Jparker1984
I dont know, Richard Simmons fighting Chuck Norris would be bad ass.....

WAIT!!!!!!!

Great idea, make an army of combined clones. Chuck Norris mixed with Richard Simmons.

...we're screwed...

author=AABattery

author=pyrodoom
...we're screwed...

Oh contraire!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

No, when I said that, I was talking about the Chuck Simmons hybrid clones, they would eventually go against us, work with the zombies, if not just plain out fail at their mission of destroying zombies.

author=KingArthur
Why not grab a plane and high tail it to Madagascar?

You've obviously never played Pandemic 2 :p

Though I do work at the airport

places like that are usually zombie hives, or usually when they can start. Either that or subway stations (PROTOTYPE anyone?).

@TehGuy I... hope you don't trigger the zombie apocalypse... then we're done for...

(at an airport)
HEY GUYS! I FOUND THIS JAR (with a biohazard warning stamped on it) WITH A WEIRD GLOWING JELLO IN IT *drops it* ... woops

That's how I would probably start it

Oh contraire!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

I've read that, but the apocalypse would still probably be rampant in many areas (again, depending if it was spread via Resident Evil style supervirus or by infected bites. The former probably causing mutations in the victims thus making the entire article obsolete.)


Why am I even contemplating a topic meant for fun? WHY AM I SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?

author=KingArthur

TehGuy
You've obviously never played Pandemic 2 :p

I actually did, I just didn't remember the lack of an airport.

And that's why i screamed every time Madagascar closed its shipyards.