Sluggys Adventure

This game is bad. And I warn you: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME! I will explain why it's so bad, but if you're downloading it, I recommend you to cancel it.
My last review seems to have been lost somehow, so I'm making a new one.

Story: I wouldn't even dare to call it a real story. It starts up in Sluggys home, and for some reason he needs tissues. He has run out of them or something and he has to buy some new, therefore he goes on his adventure to the tissue shop. Yeah, the story is about going to a tissue shop. It also seems that the tissue shop is very near him, but because he's the stupidest green goo in the world he has to pass by the whole world to get there. It's not even worth being called a story.

Gameplay: Well, this is the worst part. At first the game seems pretty good acctually, but after 3-5 levels, it's impossible and bad and everything. This is seriously one of the hardest games I've ever played. It's so bad! I can't really describe what's so bad and hard about it, but if you play the game you'll know what I mean. The control is decent, no delay or something like that. It's simple to use and learn too.
A lot of times in the game you have to have played it a thousand times before you can beat the level. That's something that's generally bad in games. Imagine if in Halo 3 you had to know exactly where the enemies or obstacles would be so that you could aim there and kill whoever jumped out of cover. IT'S BAAAAD!!!!!
The bosses of this game are probably 10x easier than the normal levels, wich is bad right? The boss is supposed to be the hardest in the level.

Sound: The music is actually good, and I enjoyed listening to it when I was playing. There's just one problem with the music, there's not enough songs! That's bad, but at least they're good!

Graphics: There are games with worse graphics than this, but that doesn't mean it's good at all. In the beginning of the game, where you get to learn the story, everything is just way too fast and the pictures look bad.
Some things are just way too lamely drawn, such as the tanks and airships in the "War levels".
It also stuns me how disappointing the bosses are, they're all dragons and look basically the same! They have one or more heads stacked on a couple of balls the same color as their heads!

So it's basicly a bad game. Do yourself a favor and don't play this game, it'll waste your time and you'll end up swearing constantly, even when you aren't dieing. (You do it just in case you would die, hehe, but it's true) When I first downloaded this, it said on the page I downloaded it from that only 3 persons, 3 persons in THE WHOLE WORLD had completed this game, and only 2 had completed "The Badass Level". Yes it's real name it "The Badass Level", not the "Kickass Level", as it says in the "Home" section of this page. I guess I'm the 4th to complete this game, and 3rd to reach the "Badass Level", but I don't know. So once you've played this game you'll know what I'm talking about. You think you're going to like this game? I sure don't.
Can you believe there is a sequel to this game? Sluggy's Adventure 2? Why make a new game out of a bad game like this? Well, it says it isn't finished, but I'm going to play it, just to see if it's worth playing so that you don't have to play it if it sucks.

##### RATING: 1/5 #####