Gotta Clean Up The World

BACKGROUND
Several months ago, 'Grey', an infamous assassin from a faraway land, was ordered to murder an important politician. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, resulting in a narrow escape that permanently damaged Grey's right knee in the process, forcing him to quit.

With prospects at an all-time low due to his getting by in years and a shady job history, Grey resorted to partipating in a multi-level marketing scheme...which predictably enough, has now gone horribly wrong.

With a vicious landlord on his case and little luck at the local job centre, Grey sees a bleak future...until he runs into a headstrong young man named Jerome, full of ambition and revolutionary ways, who wishes to inspire a 'grassroots' movement against the country's corrupt government...starting with the kidnapping of the local mayor.

Due to the promise of riches, Grey accepts Jerome's proposal, and together with Lu, a crafty dwarf who jumps at any chance to cause chaos, and Kathy, a dancer shrouded in mystery, they set out to devise a foolproof scheme that would ultimately bring the town to its knees.

...things don't work out as planned. But you know that already, don't you?

FEATURES
- Sacrilegious use of FFVI graphics.
- Black comedy and strong language throughout. Not for the easily offended.
- Slightly modified version of the DBS (bite me), with each character having a unique set of skills available from the start.
- Funk/jazz soundtrack.
- Rampant fourth wall breaking.
- That's about it.