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Alex Gets Oppai is a joke game meant to make a silly laugh at men's lowly desires for oppai. We needed a platforming foundation for our next major project, so we said "might as well make a stupid game out of it."
So there we have Alex Gets Oppai, an endless platformer.
In the world of Alex Gets Oppai, there are rumors stating that any man who can overcome the Sadistic Challenge and reach the heaven beyond the sky will be granted one wish by the Goddess of Sadism. Determined to achieve what he always desires the most, Alex decided to take on the Challenge. Will he ever be able to succeed?
- Random blocks and boxes falling from the sky randomly. Be on top or be squashed.
- Stupid and useless ninjas that kill you.
- Oppai balls with extra points.
Press the Arrow Buttons to Move Alex or the cursor.
Press Spacebar to Jump.
Press Enter to Select Commands.
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This is pretty fun, albeit a bit annoying (purely my own fault, of course. Since I suck at platformers).
Also? I am ultra fast. LP added to media. Enjoy~ (8200 points, I think, was my highest.)
This is pretty fun, albeit a bit annoying (purely my own fault, of course. Since I suck at platformers).
Also? I am ultra fast. LP added to media. Enjoy~ (8200 points, I think, was my highest.)
Obviously I am obligated to beat that now. Just you wait for my BLADE OF DEATH MKIII ... tomorrow. Now I must crash D:
Fomar0153
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TheNecromancer
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For some reason I can't use joy2key with this game. It works for jump button but not arrow keys. This would be so much better with a joystick.
My high score so far is 60k but I find that the spacebar is subpar jump button. It's not as responsive as a smaller button.
I hate starting a new game, it's so slow. Can you add a hard mode where the screen scrolls fast right from the start?
Too bad Oppai aren't worth more points, or chain. It's easy to think that you should go for them, but often times you put yourself in danger when you go after them(irl lesson?). Most of your points come from climbing so it's best to play survival, imo.
This is addictive. I only had one real bug, he started spazzing out and was hard to control. He was moving even when I wasn't pressing anything. I have a video of it that I will upload later.
No way everything is random. It's too much of a coincidence that the red ninja is in my way so often.
My high score so far is 60k but I find that the spacebar is subpar jump button. It's not as responsive as a smaller button.
I hate starting a new game, it's so slow. Can you add a hard mode where the screen scrolls fast right from the start?
Too bad Oppai aren't worth more points, or chain. It's easy to think that you should go for them, but often times you put yourself in danger when you go after them(irl lesson?). Most of your points come from climbing so it's best to play survival, imo.
This is addictive. I only had one real bug, he started spazzing out and was hard to control. He was moving even when I wasn't pressing anything. I have a video of it that I will upload later.
No way everything is random. It's too much of a coincidence that the red ninja is in my way so often.
Thanks for playing and the input :P I'll make sure to whip Yami so he'll take a look into joy2key and maybe adding controller support.
And hmm, oppai drops actually gain you more points as you climb up. The higher you are the more they're worth. I do try to pick them all and got 81k there which is pretty decent I think :P Yami and Fomar are clearly alien beasts.
And hmm, oppai drops actually gain you more points as you climb up. The higher you are the more they're worth. I do try to pick them all and got 81k there which is pretty decent I think :P Yami and Fomar are clearly alien beasts.
Housekeeping
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I hate that you guys made me look up the word "oppai," and I feel ten percent nerdier for knowing its definition.
I'm also terrible at this game.
I'm also terrible at this game.
