A Multiclassed Bard's Tale

If you have downloaded this game before 9/17/2015, please follow the instructions here to patch it. There is a bug that prevents you from getting any ending if you end up too OP.

This contest deadline was July 26th, and originated from /r/RPGMaker.
Oh, hey, you can read what the contest manager said about this game on the thread!
This game was made a few weeks back for the contest in a total of 8 hours spanning 4-5 days, due to the fact that the Golden Age of Game Mak event was running at the same time.

>> Large filesize due to VX Ace Lite's prebundled RTP.
I'm working on identifying which graphics were not used and thus decrease the filesize, but that may take awhile.

Contest Limitations:
- Use RPGMaker VX Ace Lite
- No custom assets of any kind are allowed. However, usage of the character generator included in the VX Ace Lite is allowed.
- Give the game some sort of silver lining (i.e., some ray of hope)

This game has been slightly tweaked from its original contest entry. Nevertheless, the original contest entry will be submitted alongside the updated one.

What others have said about this game:
"Yes! I'm dead!... wait, why am I so happy about that?" -Korokonee, 2015

Features!
- An unconventional hero
- An unconventional, though not completely cliche-free, story
- FOUR endings! Count 'em, there's four. You can get them by:

If you get all the endings (and save after/load from the opening scene), it should be about half an hour of gameplay. So it's a rather short game.

The Plot:
You play as a rather generic-looking Evil Overlord's son who is awaiting "visitors" to his father's lair. Little do they know, the visitors have long since ranked up, classed up, and levelled up from their original nooby selves. Do you and your father stand a chance...? And what will the visitors do to you if you don't? (Because you probably don't. Stand a chance, I mean.)