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That guy who’s on the Orville Redenbacher’s popcorn bag REALLY scares the shit out of me

  • Addit
  • 06/03/2015 09:24 PM

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Addit
"Thou art deny the power of Aremen?!"
6394
06/03/2015 09:24 PM


I mean, I know it’s delicious and stuff – BUT LOOK AT THIS FACE! LOOK AT IT!!!

I know he’s probably was a nice guy in real life - but come on! Do I honestly have to stare at that the next time that I buy one or open the bag? Couldn’t they have used a different mascot instead, like a dancing corn wearing a sombrero, or something like that?

*shutters*
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
06/03/2015 09:47 PM
The solution is to drop popcorn from your diet.
Addit
"Thou art deny the power of Aremen?!"
6394
06/03/2015 09:50 PM
But I can’t do that just yet.

I mean, I have some green grapes in the fridge, but those are more for breakfast and midnight snacks.
Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
6155
06/04/2015 02:39 AM
Squint your eyes and you can almost pretend he's Mr. Rogers.

But no, I have no issues with Mr. Redenbacher. Its the commercials that bother me.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
15170
06/04/2015 10:31 AM
Food produces shit. You need to excrete shit. He hastens the process, thus making popcorn efficient. Eat nothing but popcorn.
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