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Castle Quest Demo
"...This game is fun and different than any other RPG Maker game." - Maia "Your game seems so cool, I might actually download it." - Cop Killa

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Listen up, lobsters...
I will play a game if it looks fun. For it to "look fun" it has to really grab my attention, show me something innovative, do something I haven't seen before that I am going to find hella-ass-novel. Presentation is everything. Is part of presentation having a good reputation? Yes. Is it necessary? No.

Its like trying out a new cereal. You want one that tases good. How do you know? You take a look at the wacky picture on the front of the box. If there is a cartoon walrus rocking out on an electric xylophone while slam dunking a machine gun, I say to myself "whoa this guy is extreme! this cereal must taste amazing!". some marketing genius knows that these two concepts have nothing to do with each other but knows I will make that connection.

Of course, for you to show off your best assets, you have to have good assetts to show off. You've got to have something to show off that's different from everyone else, and then you have to luck out that I am an individual that would find it compelling. Its not that difficult a concept to understand. Be progressive. Put in that extra work. CLEVER LUDOLOGIES ATTRACT PLAYERS.

Hi everyone, I'm new, sorry I didn't do this earlier.

you are all idiots best animal ever is the platypus it has the following attributes:
water/flame/bulletproof fur
multiple eyelids
wicked cool tail
poisonous barbs for stinging poisonously
sweet ass aqua feet for enhanced hydrodynamism
lays eggs (which is p cool)
duck bill (good for eating breadcrumbs)
can travel through time (if put into a time machine)
and the list goes on

Has anyone else got this ad?

I either get the VFS Game Design ad or the smokin' hot Civony girl.
To be honest, I rather like both of them.

Autocad cheap order online

such.... amazing deals.... aughghhg

How to approach a Girl you're attracted to

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And then.. I slowly moved my outstretched hand to her breast, gave a deep and meaningful squeeze, and brought it back to the steering wheel.

Best lie I've heard in weeks.

FFXII What do you think?

The game's pacing is WAAAAAAAY too slow! Cutscenes are long, dialogue is uninteresting and environments are generally WAY too large and filled with too much stuff to do. Yes, you heard me right, there is TOO MUCH in this game! Its almost ridiculous that I could play it for 10 hours to be thorough and not even leave the first town by the end of it. That is not a problem with the way I play, that is a problem with the way that the game is paced. If the intent is an engaging (note I didn't say "fun", I said "engaging") experience, I feel that the game should guide players along in an exciting manner, and not really drop you into the game world and go "uh do something there is a tomato here you might want to kill but aside from that idk lol".

It looks great, sounds beautiful, but the gameplay mechanics are too complex for its own good. Tone it down, Squenix.

Hi everyone, just a new member here saying hello...

As the most swarthy and wisest member here, I say to you:

toaster waffles make good snacks.

Welcome to RMN.

The American Dream

Canonically, isn't the American dream something along the lines of "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"?

Inspiration and Work Ethic

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Unless your too cool for schedules and live everyday like your own rpg adventure.

This sounds more like my approach, except with more crying and sandwiches.

Animecon Finland style '09

those two german patriots can luft my waffe any day