MASAMUNE'S PROFILE

Masamune
A guy walks into a bar and his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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lol hi who are you

author=Ninjoscorpio link=topic=1307.msg21062#msg21062 date=1214107239
1) What is your full name? Jared Tejada
2) How old are you? Old
3) Where do you live? Planet Earth
4) What is an unusual trait that you have? I shout at my teddy bears when I'm mad. I feel sad for shouting at them afterwards.
5) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be? food.



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Classic television/movie lines!

author=Tau link=topic=1314.msg20122#msg20122 date=1213509731
Ive never seen a Monty Python movie, I just know of that scene where the guy gets his arms and legs cut off or something.

It's just a flesh wound!

What're you going to do, gnaw my arm off?

Favourite Movies?

I'm more of a comedy movie fan, but it's safe to say my all time favorite movie is Caddyshack

lol hi who are you

1) John William Blaine
2) 19
3) Washingtonville, New York.
4) I have an absolutely nasty jump shot.
5) 100 Million dollars.

post your picture

author=Work, Baron of Forever Progress link=topic=384.msg18596#msg18596 date=1212391416
...no girls?

THE GIRLS NEVER CAME

post your picture

Yeah I'm only 19 and I act like I'm 15. :-\

WE'VE LANDED ON MARS

author=myersguy link=topic=1186.msg17740#msg17740 date=1211776591
I believe the first moon landing was a fake, and that they actually just want to ACTUALLY land on the moon. BTW I wrote a large essay on why I believed the moon landing was a fake, and so I can put in evidence if anyone wants any.

As for this mars landing thing, I think it could be very real, looks neat.

I would like to hear this.

Worst Injury you've suffered?

author=rcholbert link=topic=1172.msg17612#msg17612 date=1211603372
About five years ago I was horseback riding and got bucked off my horse. My wrist braced my fall and my wrist joint was fractured in five places. I was stupid and macho and went home to put ice on it, but then noticed the ice wasn't working and my wrist was now the size of my head. On to the emergency room!

After several hours of waiting the orthopedic surgeon finally showed up. I was suppose to get a pin put through a reconstructed wrist joint to hold it together, but the last thing I can remember before being sedated for surgery was one of the doctors saying "I can't find that three inch pin!". When I woke up I had a huge external fixator on my wrist (google it!), held down by four phillips screws that was tightened to my forearm. I had a bandage around it that itched like hell during the summer and eventually have to come off.

Several months later when the doctor took off the external fixator he did it right in the office with no painkillers or anything. And all he used was a Black & Decker drill.


Jesus christ that sounds fucking awful.
My forearm and hand now have several scars and some disgusting fleshy areas that move in and out when I move my wrist. Cool party trick.




Worst Injury you've suffered?

I broke my ankle on a trampoline when I was in 5th grade. Then I broke it again last year playing basketball. Other than that I've never really broken anything, but one time in a high school football game I got uplifted about three feet in the air because I was attempting to intercept a pass and I turned right into this guy waiting to crack me.

Say hello to Black Chemistry and Black Mathematics!

Wow. That's all I can really say.