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Roast me, RMN.

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Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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For those that don't know, a roast is when you make fun of someone with a creative and witty joke. There's no picture of me for you to make fun of, so you'll have to try a little harder than the boring, playground bully insults. Think you can do it?

- I won't take anything said here personally. Do your worst.
- That being said, be funny. Thoughtless/uncreative insults will just be ignored and/or laughed at.

So... yeah. Come at me.
unity
You're magical to me.
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I thought roasts were for CELEBRITIES.

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...That's the best I've got XP
Only when I can eat you afterwards.
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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I think from now on I'm going to call you "Supernova". Because, I mean, you are constantly in the process of dying, am I right?

Then again, you're not really a star either, so...



I tried my best.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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you're pathetic enough to post a roast?
Zeigfried_McBacon
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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What color do red novas turn when you cook them?

Is a red nova like a red light district, only on a cosmic scale?

Also, do we really need any new reds?

And with that, I probably roasted myself cause those were so bad.
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
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Big Red. Let's roast to you, writer extraordinaire. You know, when I played Soul Sunder for the first time, I learnt a whole new meaning about what character development was. And then I played Psychostasis and unlearned everything I'd learned previously.

Remnants of Isolation was such a beautiful game about isolation, remnants, and isolation that belongs to those remnants- actually, what am I kidding? The title doesn't make any sense.

The "Item Glitch" in Soul Sunder sure frustrated some, didn't it? But, little do these folks realize, they should be more terrified than annoyed. Item Glitch is God. All other glitches pray to His Glitchiness for rest at night, some also taking heed to pay homage to His close cousin - the "Look Ahead" function.

You're the only person I know where a concussion is dealt with like a frequent and mild event in life. "Accident prone" puts it mildly - you're lucky you don't have to wear a helmet to creatively protect yourself from writer's block.

From what I've played, I find your games reluctantly uplifting. The story of a character rising against the odds to defeat seemingly insurmountable obstacles through the power of teamwork and pushing through despite their differences. On an unrelated note, how's Transcend coming along?

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That's all I have for now. I thought I kind of knocked you around a bit so I thought I'd give you a chance to retaliate, as well as others to just generally make fun of me, by creating my own "roast" status, too. Only if you feel the wish to ;) (This is gonna be fun.)
Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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Ooooooooh, Cash! There would be no mercy from you, huh? Those were biting! Well done! Thanks to you, my ego has now shrunk to the size of a peanut.

Learn from this man, everyone. He knows how to hit where it hurts!
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
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Haha. Somehow I feel I wouldn't be able to diss your games as freely if I didn't love them so much :P I would find it hard to poke fun at someone's games if I actually found them to be terrible. It's easier to insult someone's games when you know you're nitpicking ;)
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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don't ruin it with mush
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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What I find odd is that everyone's comparing Red Nova to a star when he's really a red Chevy.

Actually, you know what? He has a lot in common with a Chevy Nova. He never runs, he's always in the shop, and when you look under the hood, you expected it to be bigger (but that's what happens when you get a model later than 1964).

Could be worse. At least he's not a Ford, but that also means he's never won a race.
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