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Why isn't this Five stars yet?
Why isn't this Game on the first side when you enter the site?
Seriously, BUY this game, it's free, but Buy it anyways! Bike to these guys home and throw money on them!
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!"

...Now how the fuck do I rate this epic piece of work up to the heaven with all the other million stars...