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:) i am proud to hear it.
all that english slag can just fly over people's heads

edit: i meant slang but im going to leave it because it made me laugh
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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Class is a lot more interesting when the instructor gives a rat's ass about the subject.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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post=117177
after like three weeks of nothing but healthy food i tried eating pizza today; it made me ill and i had to throw more than half of it away

i'm convinced this is a good thing


Pizza can be good, but frozen/greasy restaurant pizza isn't. My pizzas are made with stuff from the garden, sweet potato and lots of herbs instead of sugary tomatoes (as in, the herb:sauce ratio in the, uh, sauce is more HERB-PACKED).

Yeah.

Also, I'm thinking about how silly chaos is for complaining that Phylomortis mode isn't perfect.
I love to stick around and crawl through forum posts yeah right but Hellion 1.0 has downloaded.
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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post=117224
sauce is more HERB-PACKED).


Pot in pizza sauce? That's a new one. I can never keep up with what you kids are doing these days.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
15170
Dear tardis,

I have never done pot, or any other drug, in my life.

-Craze
more sql bucket o' fun!

SELECT SUM(TrueNetSales) AS 'NetSales', SUM(Hours) AS 'Hours', SUBSTR(DateCreated, 6, 2) AS 'Month'
FROM (

SELECT Hours, DateCreated, IFNULL(TotalNetSales, NetSales) AS 'TrueNetSales'
FROM (SELECT StoreID, DateCreated, SUM(NetSales) AS 'NetSales', SUM(Hours) AS 'Hours'
FROM MembersStats m
WHERE m.StoreID = 1
AND DateCreated BETWEEN '2009-01-01' AND '2009-12-31'
GROUP BY DateCreated) m
LEFT JOIN DailyTotalNetSales d
ON m.DateCreated = d.Date AND m.StoreID = d.StoreID
WHERE DateCreated BETWEEN '2009-01-01' AND '2009-12-31'
) NetSales
GROUP BY Month
(this one did not take a day but it was still a neat* learning experience )

* wait you need it to do what now?


*edit*
Also
Craze!

*reedit*
Queries without explanation are bad. This query retrieves the monthly net sales over a year (in this case, 2009). The problem comes from the sales data is in a bunch of table rows where each row is an employee's hours worked + sales made for a day. All these have to be added up for each day (inner-inner query). The next step is to consult another table where there may be an overriding value for a day's total sales and if this value is present for a given day the value specified in that table should be used for the day's net sales instead of the sum of the worker's sales (inner-query). Then it's just combining the sales data based on month (outer query). I'm pretty sure I can make it a bit leaner but it works now!

The last query I posted (that went off the page) was part of a search. Before the query it takes a search string, breaks it up into each word, some extra crap (where $RefineSearch and $ProvinceSearch come in) to narrow the search, and then there's the crazy process: Execute a search for each word in each row in a table (using a bunch of queries that search for one word and combining the result sets of all the searches). Each time a word is found in a row, a '1' is assigned to the row (technically it isn't but I can't think of a better way to describe it right now). Once all the searching is done the outer query adds up the '1's assigned to each row and sorts them based on how many '1's a row was assigned.

aka it is a basic weight-based search system of unknown quality. The DB it was tested in is pretty small so to really test it I'll have to fill it up with junk or something. In the future I plan to add Soundex as a rudimentary way of avoiding simple spelling inconsistancies from string comparison (like, Mc and Mac)
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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Dear Craze,

Good. Don't.

-Tardis
Masamune
A guy walks into a bar and his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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post=117280
Dear tardis,

I have never done pot, or any other drug, in my life.

-Craze


you don't "do" pot.

jesus christ
I changed my Facebook "Interested in" to men, so I guess now everything is official.
arcan
Having a signature is too mainstream. I'm not part of your system!
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Youve come to the right place my boy, the real men network offers a variety of men.
Once something is on facebook, it's always official.
I see earthquakes and lightnin ^^

( i love that song)
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Sleep is an hour and a half away. :(
Tau
RMN sex symbol
3293
Should I change my Avatar back or do people like this one more? I wanted to try something new.
they're both amazingly gorgeous, whoever they are. seems cool to me, more serene

im thinking about how my school is a bastard and we need some form of snow day soon. every other school in leeds had one, it's simply a piss take and i will not have it. and on the way the wind blew and a tonne of snow fell down from a tree into the back of my coat and wellies, and i was a soggy bunny AGAIN
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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Guess what
I had another snow day today ;)
post=117310
post=117280
Dear tardis,

I have never done pot, or any other drug, in my life.

-Craze
you don't "do" pot.

jesus christ

In Soviet Russia, pot does you!