WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

Well, some canned ones -says- it's from the tortoise shell (just the lower part of their shell) but is just in fact made from another thing entirely with the same nutritional properties. Not complaining with the 'fake' ones since they're less bitter and more sweet <3

At first I was like, "ew, tortoise!" and then I remembered that a lot of the jelly I eat is probably made of horses or whatever.. so it's cool I guess. Better tortoise than horse, right? Right?

I like salmon. That's about it.

In other news, I did lots of surveys online and raised $12 which I gave to RMN 'cause I'm nice like Nightowl. :3

Haha when I was on my way to home, I saw this kid come out of this tutorial class and yelled," Yay yay yay I dun haf ta pwactice the piano!!"

Reminded me of those awful days where I have to coop up at home in the weekdays just to practice those scales ;_; Thank God I've quit though xD

No, they're HORRIFYING. TT__TT I remember when I've just started and since we didn't have a piano at that time, I couldn't practice so all of it was done on the lesson (and I've only got an hour o_O). Of course my progress would be slower but my teacher still kept talking about 'old times' and how her piano teacher used to hit her hands when she did badly and it scared the frack outta me D:

Good thing I've 'escaped' when I got to level 5 though xD

I thought the candiru only crawled into the urethra? I looked for the testicle eating fish (my search history is gonna look so weird today) and found this article about a fish called a pacu which, although normally it only eats nuts of the shelled variety, it has started to eat.. other nuts..

God, one of the only good things about living in Britain is the lack of weird creatures like that. I'm so glad I don't have to regularly deal with cockroaches or alligators or whatever. The worst weird-creature-related-thing that's ever happened to me was when a Junebug flew viciously at me and my boyfriend crushed it to death with a kettlebell.

...isn't it supposed to be the eye-nvm............

I used to play piano, but i am an inferior child? not capable of using both hands for playing individual notes with each hand. It is a miracle I can type (maybe?)

PETA's 97% kill rate for dogs and cats. It's a pretty impressive feat!

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/douglas-anthony-cooper/peta-animals-kill_b_1850755.html

"The last animal killed for lack of space in Shelby County was on May 27, 2008. Since then, they've enjoyed a save rate that is almost precisely the inverse of PETA's kill rate. Whereas PETA slaughters 97% of the pets delivered to their hellish "Shelter of Last Resort," in 2011 Shelby saved 98.52% of the cats and 94.46% of the dogs in their care."

Well geeze, people shouldn't have pets if they aren't willing to care for them. I rescued my cat from an animal shelter because its previous owners used it as a living Halloween decoration.

Well, I guess somebody's gotta do it? I mean there could be many many many more stray animals walking our streets potentially causing trouble.

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isn't canadian bacon just ham? that was stupid