WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

Asked this jerk from the school team to teach me how to spike and after failing several times, the following conversation happened:

"How about, you try, visualizing that ball, as my head, and smack it, real hard?"

It worked wonders.

Grammatical concepts or the idea of making writing interesting by accentuating important pieces of information. :P

This makes me think all kinds of far out things

The Cuil Theory of RPG Maker.

1 Cuil: You ask me for an RPG. I give you a poorly evented ABS.

2 Cuil: You ask me for an RPG. It turns out RPG Maker doesn’t exist, and its corpse has been ripped apart by IGMaker. Where it was originally standing is a pile of half-implemented features.

3 Cuil: You awake as an RPG. You start screaming only to have chapsets fly from your lips. The world is in RTP.

4 Cuil: Why aren’t we speaking Japanese? Ralph cries softly as he cradles a young spiky-haired lad that no one remembers anymore. 2k and 2k3 users stare at you as the lad falls apart into Ruby. You look down only to see me with Seiken Densetsu 3 rips for eyes, I am eventing the code that gives birth to the caterpillar system.

5 Cuil: You ask me for an RPG, I give you an RPG. You press ENTER and begin to play. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street an XP user falls down the map layers. You buy a potion and look at the download in your downloads folder. There are VX users at the top of the map layers. A slime shifts uneasily on the battlefield. I give you an RPG. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The VX users are crying now. You press ENTER and begin to play, tears streaming down your face. You plead with me to bring back XP’s mapping system. I hear only the laugher of parallax mapping. I give you an RPG. You are screaming as you fall down the map layers. I am your self-insert. You cannot see anything due to Graphics.fade(10). You press ENTER and begin to play. Ace’s regions rush up to meet you. You awake with a start in your favorite forum. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you an RPG. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you an RPG.

6 Cuil: You ask me for an RPG. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as Yanfly stops making new scripts. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. Don Miguel hands me a quest, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as Actor1. You disapprove. Earth5 echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as the final boss’s background noise shifts from a blaring of midi trumpets into a 10mb .MP3 orchestral rendition of One Winged Angel. RM users everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the Latin. Traits fall from the sky as the database engulfs the Earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all tabs. Progress crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the database. You stumble under the weight of a solo project, assembling a team before your body blinks out of the spatial plane and they leave the project incomplete. The contents of all the database tabs roll along the ground and collide with a new user. My fishing system crashes the game as progress is reestablished, you blink back into the custom menu scene disoriented, only for me to hand you to an RPG as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The database has reasserted itself. A particular new users is fed scripts the rest of their natural life. You die of a freak critical hit moments later, and your soul works at the returns desk for Enterbrain. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between Kickstarter and Greenlight. A VX user begins to cry as he walks towards the map layers XP has.

I'm just gonna be honest, this is what I'm thinking:


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Yep, life is stressful.

Is Finland a good country to live in?

author=Adon237
Is Finland a good country to live in?

For most part. You won't find women that you could call eyecandy, though. (Thankfully, I'm completely uninterested in dating and such, so it doesn't bother me)

Also, the streets are filled with dumb preteen wannabecoolkids, but you should be able to thwack their heads in.

Regards,
This finnish person

I am so glad my school is the most boring place ever. The most that has ever happened was a fight that broke out between the j varsity football team and the Buchanan whatchacallits.


edit:
so finnish people speak finnish, or is there some other language i have no clue about

edit2:

Do people play most RM games? I mean like all of the way or most of the way through?

author=Adon237
I am so glad my school is the most boring place ever. The most that has ever happened was a fight that broke out between the j varsity football team and the Buchanan whatchacallits.

Haha when I was in highschool a bunch of guys I used to hang out with were caught dealing marijuana and faking a bomb threat. I never would've seen that coming :P Otherwise our school was pretty boring too.