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Nhubi is actually Anhubis, the Egyptian god of the afterlife. With the body of a human, but the butt of a chihuahua.

Also, it's pronounced as 'Ah-no-hoo-bisch'
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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karins_soulkeeper shot the sheriff.

And even though he will never admit it, he did in fact shoot the deputy, too.
NeverSilent is planning a secret biochemical attack on Germany to create nazi-zombies which will in turn spread the aremen in the world.
TungerMan is a cereal killer who goes store to store stabbing innocent boxes of the stuff. He is a sick, sick man.
MajoracanKing is a snake eater.

And he is still in a dream...snake eater.
JJJ7 can't beat Metal Gear Solid: Snake eater. Particularly the last boss, because he wants to defeat all the bosses using only a tranquilizer. Gosh, dang it she's so invincible!
MajoracanKing lives in a tropical fruit 20 leagues beneath the ocean, in a place named after women's swimwear.
BizarreMonkey
I'll never change. "Me" is better than your opinion, dummy!
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Karin is a girl who works for the CIA and shot some loser in the leg five times before letting him crawl off into the ball pit after he tried to grope her.

She's a bad ass mufugga. I witnessed this, it's all true I swaer.
BizzareMonkey is a famous self-published author.
Antilurker77 can lick his own nose
Antilurker77 can lick his own nose
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
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matA bathes in the blood of virgin hamsters...you don't want to know how that virginity is determined.
BizarreMonkey
I'll never change. "Me" is better than your opinion, dummy!
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BizarreMonkey is a famous self-published author.
Okay thats not even an insane joke or even really a lie.

Lol, smug off though!

nhubi is an extraterrestial warthog space demon who formed the CIA whose primary purpose is to collect human intelligence so that one day it can gain ultimate power!
BizzarreMonkey's avatar has no profanity.
TangledLion panicked and forgot 9-11
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
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Karin's_soulkeeper is a scientologist.
UPRC
Exciting, but ultimately pointless.
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Dudesoft is the guy in this gif and he regrets being in it:

UPRC is a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
MajoracanKing Is a Hyper-Intelligent Lab Mouse involved in an overcomplicated scheme to take over the world!

He also has his own sitcom...