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karins_soulkeeper is an alien sent to our humble abode to establish new life and eradicate our race from existence.
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
Majorcanking has a long distance message-in-a-bottle romance going on with a cute young woman from Venezuela named Coraima, or at least that's what the messages say, really it's a grizzled old sea snake called Sal marooned for the the last 58 years on a slowly sinking atoll.
nhubi never edited a post in his life.
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
Clever :)

JJJ's user-name actually stands for James Joyce Junior Mark 7, he's the 7th version of a clone created by a fan of the Dubliners to try and recreate the distinctive writing style of the original author.
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6133
nhubi is in fact an elite ninja in a wheelchair. He doesn't actually need the wheelchair, mind you. It just makes him even more deadly.
Red_Nova
The all around prick
8611
NeverSilent is nhubi's partner in the ninja conspiracy. He is a trusted ally who would NEVER reveal the identity of his partner
Red_Nova lets everyone touch his cookies.
Seiromem
I would have more makerscore If I did things.
6374
TungerManU has an awesome user title.
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
Seiromem is actually perfectly polite.
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
author=TangledLion
I can Understand nhubi's user title.

That's not a lie about me, that's about you.

Hmm, TangledLion fell down a flight of stairs this morning whilst chasing a random thought and a misplaced comma.
Nhubi was born three centuries ago, and has sustained life by feasting upon *classified*. These can be found on the southern most tip of *classified*.
MajorcanKing once shot himself twice in the knee with a crossbow, because he was busy looking at women. He is the reason why this statement is present today.
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
karin's_soulkeeper's real job involves mucking out the dragon stables at the palace of the Eternal Emperor Khaybah Tarvakgarvi.
Nhubi is a Nephilim who poses as an alien. He advances our war technology, hoping we will blow each other up.
MajorcanKing secretly implanted explosive chips in all of the members of RMN, and all of these chips are connected to a detonator which he is ready to trigger at the very moment he gets banned.

The worst part is that we don't know in which part our body he implanted them...
author=Ilan14
The worst part is that we don't know in which part our body he implanted them...


Every body part.

Illan knows to much and must be done away with, also he's a giant bird dude. Humanity just ain't ready for that sort of thing.
MajoracanKing is an actual king.

The Kingdom of Majoraca is a wad of undigested chewing gum and some watermelons growing in his stomach.
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
turkeyDawg's username is a clue as to his true identity, he's a shape-shifter who can transform into a turkey, a dawg and a turkeyDawg, (a Moreauish genetic hybrid) and in these forms commits acts of petty larceny and vandalism on the streets of Pratts Bottom.