USELESS SUPERPOWERS

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Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
In nutshell, post any useless superpowers here.
Kinda like the Heart power from Captain Planet.

Here's mine:
The ability to instantly describe anything in a nutshell, as long it's a nut.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
All of Aquaman's powers.
Roden
who could forget dear ratboy
3857
The ability to always get first post, as long as you only post "FIRST!".
The abilities of the "greatest" superhero ever created: Captain Hindsight. :3
The power to believe that you have an actual power.
Sailerius
did someone say angels
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The power of love.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
The power to fall asleep when threatened by a mugger.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
The power to eat any amount of ketchup without getting sick or gaining weight.

The power to actually increase your chance to successfully catch a pokemon by pressing Down + B + A at the right time.

The power to know which Close Door buttons in elevators work and which don't.

The power to make your own intestines taste like anything.

The power to toggle off your own cynicism, making yourself believe anything you hear for as long as the power is activated.

The power to grow out the left side of your beard twice as fast, at the expense of the right side not growing at all.

The power to make anyone's eye twitch who hears your name spoken out loud, but only once per name - you must legally change your name to something new each time you want to use the power.

The power to be briefly mistaken for a random celebrity, once per day. You can choose when to activate it, but not what celebrity. The illusion will break almost instantly as soon as the person takes a closer look at you.

A robotic butt with a bluetooth connection.


Saving the world... on a budget!
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
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The power to make the traffic light you're approaching turn red.
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
3359
The power to post topics about useless superpowers.
The power to know which paint color you're looking at.
author=Hexatona
The power to make the traffic light you're approaching turn red.


hextona wins
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
The power to find Tinsil during the month of December.
BurningTyger
Hm i Wonder if i can pul somethi goff here/
1289
The power to spell "tinsel" correctly, but only during September... :P
(Didn't we have one of these topics already?)
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
TOPIC HIJACK

Now come up with a scenario for each of these powers in which the power is instrumental in preventing some horrible disaster

The more contrived, the better!

I will start:

Power: The ability to instantly describe anything in a nutshell, as long it's a nut.

Scenario: A brilliant supervillain genius has kidnapped the world's leaders and is holding them hostage on an internationally televised trivia game show in a secret undisclosed location, to show that he is smarter than any of them before killing them all. The super hero is also on the show, disguised as the leader of some country, but is captive along with all the real leaders. The category of trivia questions for the final death round is "nuts and legumes".
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