DUNGEONS & DRAG-QUEENS: CAPED COSPLAY!

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Inside the bathroom, AVERAGE Wes smiles amiably to the weird man in suspenders, only to flip his lid at such a disgusting request. Pulling out his sledgehammer from the pocket of infinite space in his pants, Wes spins the weapon handle-first like a baseball bat and cracks the man across the face (rolled 5). The man spins around on one foot and smashes his face against the mirror, creating a web of splinters. The man slumps to the floor, hitting his chin on the brass sink, which incidentally causes him to bite off most of his tongue.
Taking off the man's suspenders and tucking his unconscious body into his own stinky bathroom stall, Wes gains...
GRAND Suspenders (+1 Style)

Meanwhile, by the fireplace, Rhys and Alex nod their heads in agreement and take on this mystical quest! Alex questions about items and the like, and the old man simply shakes his head.
"The best I can offer is the toolshed outside the mine," he says, and hands Alex a keyring.
Alex gains Keyring of the Rails (Skeleton keys for all mine and railyard locks)
Both Alex and Rhys are a little underwhelmed, and are aware the town shops are all closed, because it is after business hours. There is a weapon shop and item shop in town, but they are closed for the night and no one is there. Everyone is here, in the tavern.
The two heroes look up when a loud crash comes from the poker table...

Locked in grappling combat with the dress wearing man, Neele Diamond finally manages to grab the other player's hand. He looks at and triumphantly reveals the Jack of Spades.
The other players have a mixture of reactions. Most are annoyed, angry, and livid. While the stranger from Frankfoil seems to be unmoved by your attempt to unearth this cheat. Instead, he begins to pick up the table.
"Such horseplay. Iz zis zee way of Hubland City?" The stranger asks.
The man in the QUESTIONABLE red dress however, is furious. As he struggles to get free, a wad of cards fall from his dress to the floor. In unison the other players jump in and beat the dressed man to a pulp. The elf even pulls off the red dress, to see if there are more hidden surprises. The QUESTIONABLE dress flies into the air, dancing above the excitement, when a hand darts out and grabs it.
Wes gains the STUPENDOUS Dress (+1 Style, -1 Wind Resistance)!
After all the excitement, Neele Diamond and the poker players return to find the game has been set again, exactly as it was. The strange Frankfoil man is staring at the players with his intent red eyes.
"Now zat ziss display haz ended, shall we finish zee game, gentlemen?"

Off topic, sorta: I finally got around to doing a proper inventory. It's on the front page. The "EXTRA" slot is for accessory things. Like, say, green suspenders.

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Pocketting the loot, Neele Diamond rejoins the crew, only to find them on a mission of some sort. After the situation is duly explained the Neele and Wes, all decide to head out post-haste! Triumphantly, you all head out the door, only to find that four people don't fit in a doorway. So, taking turns, you all wander into the moonlit streets. You are on the edge of town, with the road leading to the mine site to your left. The town is to the right. Everywhere outside the roads is filled with thick pine wood. You're able to squeeze between buildings, but the easiest travel is by road. Do as you please!
As you decide where to go next, you notice a surly man in a trenchcoat. He is not wearing pants, and holding the trenchcoat close to his body. Shift eyes look left and right, as he stands at the corner of the Loose Noose looking for customers.
At once the stranger notices you, and whispers "Pssst! Psst! Want a map?"
Without asking, he opens his trenchcoat wide, revealing that he's wearing a TERRIFYING Speedo. He pulls out a scroll and tosses it to Rhys.