HEY IM THE NEW GUY! :D

author=Marrend
Cake? Oh, come on. You can't bribe us with such a lie! However, since you took all the cookies now, you may agree to forgo the cookies you would get when you join the 3K Makerscore club, and onward.

This largely assumes that you stay around to achieve over 3000 Makerscore, and keep going on to other bechmark numbers, such as, uh, 5000 and 9000 for DBZ reasons?