PSA: LOCKEZ IS A PIECE OF EVIL AND DISTURBING TRASH

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Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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Marrend
I kinda want to see Craze design a boss battle with LockeZ's party, and LockeZ to design a boss battle with Craze's party.


that's the worst idea i've heard all week, and one of my students told me that he was going to try to draw on his eyeball with my pen

Seiromem
#TeamLockeZ

I will give no clarifications on anything I feel about this.


i'm deleting you from my league friend list then >=|

..jk but r00d

Red_Nova
But Makerscore is LIFE!!

I'm putting 100 MS down on LockeZ.


i haven't discussed this with the higher-ups at all but i'd be all for my TEAM of PALADINS earning everybody who supported me some tiny amount of MAKERSCORE when my INEVITABLE SUCCESS comes to pass
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
Ooh, ooh. Sign me up for Team "What in the Name of Peter Rabbit is Going On Here".
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
Team Impartial Observer.

Unless this (d)evolves into some kind of Eurovision Song Contest in which case I'm going to need to hear the audition tapes, because I can't be impartial about Eurovision.
Rhyme
Tear Harvester Rhyme
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...or



who will win!?!?!?
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
That would be an awesome game. If you had people submit their teams and duke it out in an arena. Or a game where you can select your party out of RMN users.
Honestly?
I was thinking this would be a vs chain game/community game thing where you sign up to support one project or the other and when the games are complete it'd be a vs against each other to see who is the better gam.
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
That seems really cool too.
slash
APATHY IS FOR COWARDS
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I know how these things go! First we do interviews to find out your backstories and how you're not here to make friends. Then we have a cook-off to see which team can make the best chili out of starfruit, licorice, and tofu. Next, of course, is the talent show: singing, vaudeville, henna tattoos, some sort of super-dangerous juggling, you choose your team's specialty. And then, finally -shing- the catwalk.

Of course since all the HEROES and VILLAINS are fictional and half of them are entirely underage I guess Craze and LockeZ will just have to proxy for them. Chop chop!

Nothing like RMN members duking it out in a digital arena with all kinds of cool abilities. It reminds of of this old post I once saw I'll post what I remember. Totally needs to be a thing but edited for RMN.

The Stats

Nerd Points (HP)- Because every nerd keeps track of these in real life.

Rage Juice (MP)- That juice you bring out to embarrass your family, yourself, or others in social settings.

Fatness (Attack)- Nerds draw power from obesity. The largest and mightiest of nerds in capable of lifting an entire crock pot full of Ramen.

Whine (Defense) - When nerds are attacked they activate a special sonic emission that prevents hits from being as potent as they could be. Even masters of martial arts are prone to this strange ability.

Pride (Mind/Int)- When a nerd does something it's the best thing ever since sliced bread. This is what drives most of them to start and finish projects.

Motivation (Agi/Spd) - This is what powers the nerds ability to move. Does he truly want that pittance of fame among two dozen people for his actions or would he rather sleep in?

The Items

Bag of Chips - Eat a whole family sized bag of chips in a single combat round to restore lost Nerd Points.

Two Liter - Drink a whole bottle of your favorite two liter drink to restore expended Rage Juice.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Slash, you forgot the part where Simon Cowell berates us in an extremely humorous but highly insulting manner.

The problem with hiring someone to be Simon Cowell is that I'm the perfect Simon Cowell. Actually, wait, that's not a problem.

OK. I'm appointing myself as the official Simon Cowell of this throwdown.



Craze, your games play like a Nazi concentration camp, except the showers lead to an area that's still under construction seventy years later. And I was so waiting for that sweet release.

I've got a game for you: Russian Roulette. Except I'm pretty sure you'll just keep adding more and more ways to minmax your crit chance and never get to the actual content. Which is a shame, really, because it would do you some good.
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638


Fixed it for you.
lockez has mild autism

its pretty obvious
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
15170
i ain't commenting on any of your """ideas""" because i am busy DISHING OUT JUSTICE

_______
lockez has mild autism

its pretty obvious


go away
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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author=_______
lockez has mild autism

its pretty obvious

Never before have I been so distraught by a flat line.

I'll take death for 400, Alex.
Lies! Blasphemy! All of it. LockeZ is the hero awaited for thousands of years. The one who will rescue us from... sorry writer's block. But LockeZ will rescue us from something, mark my words!
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
I like both Craze and LockeZ but it's cool to see them duke it out.
unity
You're magical to me.
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author=CashmereCat
I like both Craze and LockeZ but it's cool to see them duke it out.


Yeah, I can't pick a side! >.<;;

author=Liberty
Honestly?
I was thinking this would be a vs chain game/community game thing where you sign up to support one project or the other and when the games are complete it'd be a vs against each other to see who is the better gam.


This sounds really interesting! You could call it RMN CIVIL WAR or something XD :P
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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WAR OF THE MAGI GAM DEVS!
author=_______
lockez has mild autism

its pretty obvious

It doesn't need to be said not to be an ass or use insulting language about mental issues. FFS, we have people who do have autism on the site and they don't need people using it as a way to insult others. Don't do it again.