DRAGONSLAYING 101
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author=Craze link=topic=2071.msg38106#msg38106 date=1224078171
I'd rather play Dragonslayer with the guy in the tunic.
Those dragons bite, though, Craze.
Sex may not even be possible!
I'd go with the Christian Dragonslayer. He's got Norsey outclassed, and he doesn't sniff his hands after sticking em' in the Dragon's butthole.
Yeah, but the Norse dude is like HEY I KILLED A DRAGON WITH L1 EQUIPMENT and the Christian guy is like I KILLED RANDOM ENCOUNTER DRAKE #59 LOL.
According to the picture description the Norse guy is also tasting the blood of the dragon he just slayed.
True, the Norse guy did it in more badass style.
And the dragon was bigger. But it could've been a lazy, sleeping dragon! Those lil' guys fight fang and claw to the end!
The big dragon doesn't bother, whereas the little guy probably gives you 5 seconds of "being too close" before he decides it's time to fuck your shit up!
And the dragon was bigger. But it could've been a lazy, sleeping dragon! Those lil' guys fight fang and claw to the end!
The big dragon doesn't bother, whereas the little guy probably gives you 5 seconds of "being too close" before he decides it's time to fuck your shit up!
Well, look at it this way. Would you think it was more impressive if I took down a T-Rex? Or a Veloceraptor?
Then the Christian guy is better. For all you know, that dragon was the Veleciraptor of the dragon world, and the other one was... a T-Rex.
... How about one fight where you end up being swallowed by the dragon, and inside him is like a dungeon? I know it's been done, but hey, I like cutting things up from the inside (in my games that is)
author=Sam link=topic=2071.msg38221#msg38221 date=1224107314
... How about one fight where you end up being swallowed by the dragon, and inside him is like a dungeon? I know it's been done, but hey, I like cutting things up from the inside (in my games that is)
Hmm.
I would rather lovingly raise the dragon to be my companion than slay it. *squee* It appeals to my motherly nature. And to the nature that likes sicking my dragon buddy on harmless people that want me to pay for that cupcake I just stole, too. Whichever.
Oh, and I'd have to steal twice as many cupcakes for me and my dragon.
*sings a theme song*
Me and my dragon!
Killing random shit!
Me and my dragon!
Having lots of fun!
Which is why I'd much rather have Ashton and his two dragons around. THAT'S KINKY.
author=Craze link=topic=2071.msg38378#msg38378 date=1224153792You just haven't gotten used to me, that's all!
THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL.
THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL.
Craze with the amount of shit you and brandon have said (often about each other) you are not allowed to call anything else creepy, ever.
author=Max McGee link=topic=2071.msg38412#msg38412 date=1224176400THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL.
Craze with the amount of shit you and brandon have said (often about each other) you are not allowed to call anything else creepy, ever.
All jokin' aside, I do have a few problems upstairs, too. It probably is really creepy to anyone else but me.
Ok, sweetie, people don't need to hear that!
(I must be the one with the problems, eh? I married you, after all. Just kidding, I love ya)
(I must be the one with the problems, eh? I married you, after all. Just kidding, I love ya)
author=Asalieri link=topic=2071.msg38512#msg38512 date=1224203372
Ok, sweetie, people don't need to hear that!
(I must be the one with the problems, eh? I married you, after all. Just kidding, I love ya)
Then they don't need to read it. I just say what exactly comes to mind, nothing more. And it probably does seem really creepy to anyone but me. Warped imaginations either make people laugh or creep them the hell out. You've got the one people laugh at. I've got the one that not only makes them question my sanity. but their's as well.

























