RELATIONS WITH THE GENDER OF YOUR PREFERENCE

Yeah, I could consider that general life advice.

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just don't be a little bitch.

Superbad much?

I saw the movie but don't recall the reference.

Yeah, I could consider that general life advice.

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Here's someways to get some phone calls:

1.) Act really stupid, and pretend not to know where you are.
2.) No English.
3.) Have lots of money on hand
4.) Travel with buddies
5.) Collect cans for a living.

You'll get the chicks,

Seems to be happening at my store. Bombshells are dating people who just moved from the country. Fuk...

This is why I gave up a long time ago. Let those girls come and get em! ^^

Henceforth! I rather be alone. At least I'll get to keep all my money in one place. BURNS!

Maybe those guys had the courage to actually ask beautiful girls out on dates . . . while the rest of you are standing on the sidelines, admiring them from afar. Sometimes, beautiful women settle for less, because guys are intimidated and never hit on them, and they end up not getting many offers to date!

I am pretty sure women find it unattractive when guys are too sissy to ask them out on a date.

Balls of steel are better.

Bowling Balls.

That's just disgusting.

I think this joke went further than it ever should have.

My balls are made of ball. You guys are wierd.