WHAT WEAPON SHOULD DROP FROM SATAN?

Beelzooka (A play on Beelzebub and bazooka. Maybe a little too silly.)

Belial Spike (Belial is an ancient Hebrew demon, possibly a form of Satan. Belial literally translates as "worthless".)

Shaitan's Desolation (Shaitan is the Islamic form of Satan. Desolation could be any type of destructive weapon.)

Infernal Blade

Infernal (weapon type)

Abaddagger (Obviously, a play on Abaddon and dagger. Abaddon is the Greek ruler of the pit and where we get our cultural concept of Satan from. In Christianity, his role is slightly reduced from that of Satan. Like Satan and his fellow fallen angels, he's an Archangel, but as the Lord of the Pit, he's the keeper of the dead, and the Ruler of Sheol. Sheol is a location between heaven and hell more commonly known as Purgatory, which is where the dead go to be judged.)

Abaddarda (Play on Abaddon and Alabarda. Alabarda is the Spanish word for Halbard.)

(weapon type) of Samael (Samael is an Archangel, the Angel of Death, and is the Jewish version of Satan. He resembles Lucifer in many ways, though Lucifer is the Angel of the Dawn, or the Light-Bringer.)

Diablo's Dolabra (A dolabra is a type of pickax, an entrenching tool that was designed so that soldiers could, funnily enough, dig trenches through rock. It was used by ancient Roman priests for animal sacrifices. Just imagine a demon carrying a massive pickax with a waved pick end and a broad hammer.)

Scythe (The scythe has a huge presence in folklore. As a tool for harvesting crops, it may be one of the most important symbols in human history. The scythe is used at the end of summer to harvest food from the fields, signaling the beginning of winter, which is almost certainly why it's so closely associated with death. Very nearly every major religion has a prominent example of the scythe. In ancient Greek lore, the scythe is the weapon of the Titan Cronos (Ouranos [Uranus] in Roman lore), father of the gods of Olympus, Cronos also being the God of Time, who would reap the harvest of souls at the beginning of winter (there's that relationship with death again.). Cronos is, indeed, the Grim Reaper. But the scythe may not be the most appropriate for Satan. The Grim Reaper is a psychopomp. The personification of death. He's neither good nor evil.)

Lilith's Talon (Her story is found in the Talmud, the original Hebrew version of the first five books of the Bible. It was not included in Christian scripture. Lilith was Adam's first wife. He refused to treat her as an equal and she flew off in a rage, shouting God's true name to the heavens. God, angry that she shouted His true name, demanded that she return to Adam, but she refused and God cursed her so that she was forced to devour her own children for the rest of eternity. Returning to Adam, God made Eve in order to replace Lilith and made Eve more obedient. Lilith is the prototype demon for the succubus.)

Hecate's Falx (Hecate [pronounced like heck-ah-tee] was the Greek goddess of witchcraft, magic, and necromancy. She became closely associated with perceived witchcraft during the Inquisition and was regarded by the church as a form of Satan. The Falx is a curved sword originally from Thrace, but adopted by the Roman Army.)

Mephistopheles' Xyston (Mephistopheles is the name of Satan in the opera Faust. The xyston is a Greek spear, lacking an impaling guard [the cross that prevents the spear from going all the way through. The lack of a guard increases the chances of the spear getting stuck], with a smaller, metal stabbing end on the opposite end so that it can be used as a double-sided weapon if necessary)

Iblis' Staff (Iblis is yet another name for the Devil. In the Islamic version of the fall of Lucifer, the angel is named Iblis instead of Lucifer. I just like the way the word Iblis flows into Staff.)

Something truly evil: A credit card contract !

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Staff of Baphomet

Staphomet.

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A hockey stick

OOh cool. How about, the Infernal Blackblade of Darkness or something edgy, forgive the PUN :O

Or the Blackblade of Infernal Flames
The Blackblade of Decimation
The Decimator of Hell <----------------------------------------------------------

Now I'm just throwing around blackblade like its water lol