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Orig: Defender of Bad Games
Niche games, to be more exact...

Excuse me while I cry in the corner a little.
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Sounds like Clock Tower.

I actually liked that game. Slow as it was, it was scary enough(on the first playthrough) to get me killed...

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Oh my god. That's when my dad was like "we should have bought a PLAYSTATION!" Because we hated the Zeldas,..


I like that series too, and I'm a Playstation and PS2 owner.

I saw a review for one of the recent spyro remakes in a magazine, it was given around a 4...it must have been very bad to get a low score.

Ark
Wario's-a number one!
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Oh, I forgot this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw1pyjdMOYk


Wow, is that a Pheonix Wright hentai fangame? Got to admit that even though the dialogue is just laughably bad, the music in the courtroom scene is awesome! And dear lord, at the end of the clip, why the hell is Maya in a schoolgirl uniform? Looks pretty bad, but I've seen MUCH worse.
I always hated Caveman Games for NES. That shat's broken.
Oh my lord, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing...I just can't explain it enough. This and E.T. 'Nuff said.

I think looking up a Big Rigs review or just seeing a video should explain it. I mean, you can't even call it a game. But there's no sense in explaining all the bad things about Big Rigs, 'cause I could write a book...

>.>
You can go in reverse at stupid speeds because there's no speed limit when driving in reverse

This video sums up the whole game in 17 minutes
Hey...should I(or someone else) start a topic for worst character ever? Or has that been done already...?

I ask because I came across a vid on youtube of Tales of Legendia and it reminded me of the pixelated cancer that was Shirley. I didn't even know what hate was until that character showed up on screen and started talking.
sounds interesting to me. Might as well make one.
Max McGee
with sorrow down past the fence
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Oh my fucking god. I just watched the video for plumbers don't wear ties....

"Get it? No, I don't!"
Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight
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You can go in reverse at stupid speeds because there's no speed limit when driving in reverse

This video sums up the whole game in 17 minutes


No offense to the people involved, but I hate that style of video with a passion.
The Worst Game Ever................Created............In the universe..........
SUPREME WARRIOR SEGA CD
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Oh my fucking god. I just watched the video for plumbers don't wear ties....

"Get it? No, I don't!"


Seriously, it reminds me of the crappy "dating sim" flash games at sites like Newgrounds.
Did no one say Hotel Mario?

Or the Zelda CD-i games?

I can't remember the title, but it was some Mario puzzle game with Yoshi eggs...I was eight and expected an actual game.I played through about three hours of the same unending puzzle for four hours before getting angry and flushing it down the toilet.