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As if you wouldn't want to play game called "Wild Woody".

...but we can find worst names than that! C'mon people, gimme some terrible game names. I'll start:

Hero's Realmp
Generica

Collary:
Awesome game names are welcome too. I mean, how could you NOT want to play a game called Diablo?

Mary Kate and Ashley's Sweet Sixteen: License to Drive.
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Hero's Realmp


hero's realmp.

hero's wealmp.

hero's welmp.

hero's welp.
YDS
member of the bull moose party
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Also, yeah, when I heard about "touch dic" I started cracking up. Amazing.
Warioware: TOUCHED!

Wrong on so many levels...

Also, Final Fantasy, because the name is a misnomer.
Fantasy. Yes.
But Final. Not after (more than) 12 twelve times even...

And finally:
Feel the Magic: Where Do Babies Come From?
(the translated working title of a borderline-hentai game for DS.)
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Also, Final Fantasy, because the name is a misnomer.


True, although it did make sense when it first came out, and was supposed to be squares last game before going broke. Thus being their final fantasy.

Hydlide, Baltron, Faria, Touch Dic.

Also whatever that gundam game was, it was something along the lines of: Gundam Seed: Forever destiny super gundam something... Like REALLY? Was such a long name nesscessary?


I always thought Ninja Five-O was a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE name.

Great game though.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo




Arcane Mist
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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Every Yu-Gi-Oh! game. Apart from the World Championship ones. Those make sense.
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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12+? Really?
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzonoha vs The Soulless Army,
Try saying that six times.

Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 2 Raidou Kuzonoha vs King Abbadon
Ar Tonelico
Touch Detective
Gears Of War. The game has nothing to do with gears.
Gears have a lot to do with everything, could be gears representing soldiers as a way of every battle being set in motion by them.
I'm pretty sure thats what was intended. I actually really like the title.

Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzonoha vs The Soulless Army

Some designer needs to learn what TOO LONG is.
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12+? Really?


The SEGA logo made the rating agency unable to take the game seriously, or else they feel that teenagers should be able to deal with barely clothed women in video games (on the Nintendo DS, at that!)
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12+? Really?
YES PLEASE!
I mean...um..Yes. 12+. Got a problem?
Besides, what 12 year old doesn't want to be rubbed? :P
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Gears Of War. The game has nothing to do with gears.

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Gears have a lot to do with everything, could be gears representing soldiers as a way of every battle being set in motion by them.

It's actually because the soldiers themselves are called 'Gears', which is the in game name of all the military units working for the game world's primary (and only remaining, really) political body, COG (which stands for Coalition of Ordered Governments). The games and the book goes further with this by explaining the Gear/Cog allegory was intentional, as the COG political ideology places incredible importance of overall society and what people can contribute to it, instead of the individual themselves.

That ideology is criticized in the characters/setting just as much as a similar idea would be criticized in the real world (Communism, anyone?), but its begrudgingly acknowledged that reasoning is the biggest factor of how humanity has managed to survive the conflict with the Locust at all.
Suikoden.

I mean, what the fuck.

Wild Arms.

Again, what the fuck.

NHLPA93

Come on.
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