HAI GUYS READ MY HAIKUS

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I don't like poetry, but it's part of my creative writing class curriculum. Since these puppies are pretty damn short, I hope there'll be no tl;drs. Haikus are supposed to "capture a moment in time" or something like that. Think I did that. Second one is my favorite.

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Boy sits on a roof
Pondering above streetlights
As the crickets chirp

Two hours from home
Driving fifteen miles too fast
Over a deer's corpse

Old alleyway bookstore
Smells of ancient history
Like a wise elder
I am so speechless.
Azn, you have brought
tears to my blue eyes.
Ark
Wario's-a number one!
1770
I love Orig,
He is my favorite
person to stalk.
That is 4-6-4.
I just peaked out my window
and saw a stranger
Ark I am afraid
For I really do question
Thy skill of counting
I fear you simply
do not enjoy this topic
'cause you lack humor
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
Somehow I knew
This topic to be a fluke
Too bad it is peculiarly funny.
post=95439
This is dumb.
Though thou doest hate this
Art thou willing to answer me
How goeth thy jumping

Responses must be
Five seven then five once more
Or in some such thing
Hey guys, why waste time
on haikus when you could play
final fantasy
'Tis quite a question
Perhaps maybe I shall go but
Oblivion's calls win
oblivion sucks
radiant A.I. stop right
there criminal scum
What are you thinking?
Why play a square game? instead
Play Demon Tower!
post=95426
I love Orig,
He is my favorite
person to stalk.
post=95427
That is 4-6-4.
I peak out my window
and see a stranger
post=95444
Somehow I knewThis topic to be a fluke
Too bad it is peculiarly funny.
post=95445
Though thou doest hate this
Art thou willing to answer me
How goeth thy jumping

Oh my god you guys
really really suck at this.
It's five-seven-five.
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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I guess some people
are not able to fully
grasp syllables and lo! irony
Maybe some people
just aren't quite as smart as us
It's really a shame.
Corrected, Toaster.
I hope my syllables are
Adequate for you.
post=95449
Hey guys, why waste time
on haikus when you could play
final fantasy

This is my favorite one.
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