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HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL......THE CORRECT WAY. (SERIOUS TOPIC)

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AFrenchDreamer
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I was going to make this guide a while ago but I got too lazy and didn't. But then I ran across Relyt's topic
and I said to myself....

"Wow this dude reminds me off myself 4 years back."

That inspired me to get off my lazy butt and write this guide.

This guide is serious and I promise that if you follow these guidlines there will be a good chance you will develope "Game" as they like to call it.

This guide is mean't to help the following problems:


1. Shy guys. (The most common)
2. Guys that just don't know what to say to a chick.
3. Guys who have Game but need some fine tuning.
4. Guys that just don't know what the hell to do at all!

IMPORTANT NOTE:

By writing this i'm not trying to come off as some "Playboy" or a "Girl getting King."

I'm just a guy that knows a great deal about women. I've had my fair share of girlfriends as well.

But things have not always been this way for me......in my first two years of high school I was the biggest shyguy of all. I had no game at all.

I was rejected TWO times in the 9th grade. I was just to shy when it game to girls....

But then......in 11th grade I thought:

"Why the heck am I getting rejected and others aren't?"

I wasn't ugly or anything, in fact girls were giving me compliments on my looks. but just as soon as I tried talking to one I eventually got rejected. Thats when I realized.....

I was too shy and thats why girls couldn't get comfortable me.
Once I realized this.......I changed.....

I learned from my mistakes and changed. And I haven't been rejected since.

Alright enough of that, lets begin...




I'll try to be quick about this....

IMPORTANT:

Before you attempt to talk to the chick you are interested in make sure you know these facts and things about women.

1. Women love to talk about themselves. (Make sure you start the conversation with her talking about herself.) The more a girl lets you know about her, the more comfortable she'll become with you.

2. Women love to laugh. TRY TO BE FUNNY!!!! BUT NOT TOO FUNNY!!!
Girls love a guy with a sense of humor but if you try to be too funny the girl probably won't take you seriously.

3. Women love a guy that listens.
Girls love it for a guy to take the time to listen and appear interested in what she has to say.
IF SHES TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING UNINTERESTING ACT LIKE YOUR INTERESTED!

4. Do not be intimidated by a gorgeous face.
Very pretty girls are known to make a guy shy and stutter. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
Be smooth and most definitely be yourself.

5. IF THE GIRL NOTICES THAT YOUR SHY AND SCARED TO TALK TO HER YOU WILL PROBABLY GET BRUSHED OFF. Don't let this happen, try to be confident.

6. Don't walk up to a pretty girl and say "Whats your number?"
Get to know the girl first.

7. Be confident

8. Don't be too nice....
Being too nice makes a girl think your a bit of a pushover and that can sometimes makes them lonely.
A girl likes a guy with PERSONALITY. Being too nice can lead to a girl saying "Can we just be friends?"

I'll go over more in part 2 of this guide....

but now I must go over every guys worst nightmare.....


Rejection is the main reason that guys are scared of talking to pretty chicks in the first place.

Here are some hints that the chick isn't into you and theres a good chance you will get rejected if you continue trying to talk to her.

1. She doen't text you back.
2. She walks past you without saying a word.
3. Everytime you try to hang out with her she says she busy.

There are many more signs but i'm too lazy to go over them on this topic.

Be careful of these signs, they could lead you to disaster.

-RPG STYLE REJECTION-

HERO: Hi whats your name?
GIRL: Princess...
HERO: Where are you from?
GIRL: The town of midgard...
HERO: Do you like it there?
GIRL: Yes......(What is this guy? some type of job application? He must be desperate.)
HERO: What's your number?
GIRL: 523-4409 (LIE)
HERO: What are you doing friday?
GIRL: I'm gonna cast LVL 2 REJECTION on you!
HERO: REFLECT!!


Don't be like the guy in this example. Be smooth, be a little funny, be confident and most of all be yourself!

I'm sorry I couldn't go into this subject more deeply but I'll save it for another topic.

I have helped many of my friends with my guides so hopefully I can help some of you guys.


Remember: Girls aren't hard to get, you just got to know how to get them.
Craze
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RPG-STYLE REJECTION

also my female friends want to have a word with you
Where do I begin?

(Serious topic)


Author: AFrenchDreamer


I can't go any further.
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I have helped many of my friends with my guides so hopefully I can help some of you guys.

I find this funny because you just made a topic about your friend getting rejected and how embarrassing it was.
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HERO: Hi whats your name?
GIRL: Princess...
HERO: Where are you from?
GIRL: The town of midgard...
HERO: Do you like it there?
GIRL: Yes......(What is this guy? some type of job application? He must be desperate.)
HERO: What's your number?
GIRL: 523-4409 (LIE)
HERO: What are you doing friday?
GIRL: I'm gonna cast LVL 2 REJECTION on you!
HERO: REFLECT!!
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//Insert Serious Reply Code Here
}

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AFrenchDreamer
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I have helped many of my friends with my guides so hopefully I can help some of you guys.
I find this funny because you just made a topic about your friend getting rejected.


I've already tried helping him but I can't break his shyness for him. He must grow out if it.
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I have helped many of my friends with my guides so hopefully I can help some of you guys.
I find this funny because you just made a topic about your friend getting rejected.


some people are just unsalvagable when it comes to women
AFrenchDreamer
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HERO: Hi whats your name?
GIRL: Princess...
HERO: Where are you from?
GIRL: The town of midgard...
HERO: Do you like it there?
GIRL: Yes......(What is this guy? some type of job application? He must be desperate.)
HERO: What's your number?
GIRL: 523-4409 (LIE)
HERO: What are you doing friday?
GIRL: I'm gonna cast LVL 2 REJECTION on you!
HERO: REFLECT!!
=
/(Serious topic/)
){
//Insert Serious Reply Code Here
}

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I tried my hand at some humor.....but its also serious.

The purpose of writing it is to show you what not to do when talking to a chick. Read whats in the parentheses.

Please don't troll on my work, i'm trying to help lost guys.
RMN nerds are an untapped market for love gurus I guess.
To be fair, and to French's credit;

1. Women love to talk about themselves. (Make sure you start the conversation with her talking about herself.) The more a girl lets you know about her, the more comfortable she'll become with you.
2...
3...and onwards

All of these are generally true and a lot of guys either don't know it and forget it.
AFrenchDreamer
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Sigh......so your saying people on RMN are nerds?
AFrenchDreamer
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Sigh......so your saying people on RMN are nerds darken?
I don't think the world is so cut and dry, and if anyone were to fall for something that you copied from a self-help book or a topic on RMN, that person probably isn't very deep.

but I like boys so what the hell do I know
post=106331
I don't think the world is so cut and dry, and if anyone were to fall for something that you copied from a self-help book or a topic on RMN, that person probably isn't very deep.


Well, that's why it's GENERAL advice. Dating habits and general attractiveness and predictable enough (surprisingly predicable, sometimes) that general advice like the above will help someone across the board. Yes, there are exceptions, but GENERALLY, the steps above apply to many people.
You should submit this as an article in the Who Knows? category.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well let's change that.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

What's your sign?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. (Look and wait till they respond) Whoa sorry, I kinda got lost in there.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

A giant polar bear just broke the ice. Guess how much it weighed!

Hey I'm going out for a bit, can you hold onto something for me? (hold out empty hand)


Here ya guys go. No need to thank me.
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Sigh......so your saying people on RMN are nerds?

Why else are you giving "HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS" advice on a forum full of people who make video games for a specific genre (mostly). Even Mog has a nerd inside of him!

edit: hahahaha at neok
I laughed out loud at "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name what's your sign"
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvous at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me
RMN Derail Syndrome is kicking in...