WHATS THE WORST THING YOU EVER SAW IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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A rather hefty child I knew rather well reportedly rolled down the bleachers during a certain practice. Virturally no one cared... and surprisingly, not even him. He laughs about how people hate him so much. He's also the most racist child I know. O.o
In other news, a girl in my French class turned deathly pale and extremely weak, reports say he was foaming at the mouth, and we had to go to the library for the rest of class. She turned out OK, though. A sort-of friend of mine made fun of her for that, though. I felt rather bad about it.
In other news, a girl in my French class turned deathly pale and extremely weak, reports say he was foaming at the mouth, and we had to go to the library for the rest of class. She turned out OK, though. A sort-of friend of mine made fun of her for that, though. I felt rather bad about it.
One time in middle school I made fun of a kid so much he was all "I am going to go and kill myself" and he tried to walk into traffic and all these people went to stop him.
Fucking pussy wasn't even trying to get to the road!
edit: There has been some 9/11 talk. I was in grade 11 English when it happened, and everyone was super serious about it. We got out for lunch and, while standing in line to get pizza, I heard some kids in OAC (which used to be this extra year's worth of credit Ontario had, a grade 13 if you will) making fun of the attacks and I was like "Hey, like 40000 people just died, show some respect." and they were all "... sorry man" and they got all bummed out (the funny thing is that I didn't actually care at the time because it hadn't really impacted me yet, I was just being a dick to those guys)
OH ALSO here is a great story from elementary school: I had this TERRIBLE fucking nosebleed and was standing over a trashcan in the washroom just dispensing as much of that shitty brown hand drying paper as I could to sop up the copious blood when these two older kids came in and started giving me a hard time because they thought it was funny to make fun of a kid with a nosebleed. So I turned around and held out the giant, soaking wet with blood ball of paper I had and was like "HELP ME" and they ran off and I felt pretty good and then the nosebleed stopped AND I got out of shitty gymnastics!
Fucking pussy wasn't even trying to get to the road!
edit: There has been some 9/11 talk. I was in grade 11 English when it happened, and everyone was super serious about it. We got out for lunch and, while standing in line to get pizza, I heard some kids in OAC (which used to be this extra year's worth of credit Ontario had, a grade 13 if you will) making fun of the attacks and I was like "Hey, like 40000 people just died, show some respect." and they were all "... sorry man" and they got all bummed out (the funny thing is that I didn't actually care at the time because it hadn't really impacted me yet, I was just being a dick to those guys)
OH ALSO here is a great story from elementary school: I had this TERRIBLE fucking nosebleed and was standing over a trashcan in the washroom just dispensing as much of that shitty brown hand drying paper as I could to sop up the copious blood when these two older kids came in and started giving me a hard time because they thought it was funny to make fun of a kid with a nosebleed. So I turned around and held out the giant, soaking wet with blood ball of paper I had and was like "HELP ME" and they ran off and I felt pretty good and then the nosebleed stopped AND I got out of shitty gymnastics!
Oh yeah, this anorexic girl I dated for a month freshman year tried to kill herself later that year. (No connection between the two events, at least not that I'm aware of.) She used to be this frizzy haired little artsy girl, now she is alive and rather plump. Also she's one of those girls that's under the impression that doing random things constitutes as being funny.
Oh and a kid threatened to bomb the school the same year. We used to be able to carry our backpacks from class to class, but after that they decided backpacks have to stay in the locker. There was no bomb. It was and still is very gay.
Oh and a kid threatened to bomb the school the same year. We used to be able to carry our backpacks from class to class, but after that they decided backpacks have to stay in the locker. There was no bomb. It was and still is very gay.
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Oh and a kid threatened to bomb the school the same year too. We used to be able to carry our backpacks from class to class, but after that they decided backpacks have to stay in the locker. There was no bomb. It was and still is very gay.
Try being the only public school in Ontario to have to wear uniforms because someone from outside the school walked through the school with a gun once (allegedly). Thanks, random fucking guy, thanks for making me buy this douchey piece of shit uniform for $400 so I can look even more ridiculous on a day to day basis. Thanks for helping some shitty company (Halperns) get loads of cash for manufacturing utter garbage that rips after two months of light wear.
There is a high school near my house and every single student is a fucking asshole! I want them to move the highschool. Preferably into a volcano.
edit: When I was in high school I was a bit of a prick but I wasn't a total shithead like the kids who populate it now. This is what happens when you remove option of BRUTAL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
A friend of mine had a magpie head thrown in his locker. It was pretty cruel and freaked him out for the rest of the day.
I wasn't there, but the woodwork teacher had to be rushed to hospital in one class because he'd had and accident with some piece of machinery and cut off one of his balls. He was pretty awesome about it afterwards though - he was pretty awesome most of the time.
Witnessed a few punch ups. One where my cousin and our homosexual friend had an argument and he hit her in the jaw. It still clicks when she moves it 'just so'.
Again with the balls, but one of the feral girls of the school ( a few years below me) went up to a boy ON A DARE and booted him so hard between the legs that he'll never have kids. Literally.
Seen a kid fall off some wooden garden separators and break his arm.
Oh, and the time our frail, demure 63 year old teacher threw a science chair at one of the year 8 boys when he wouldn't leave the textile room (and told her to go fuck herself). She's a pretty good shot for her age.
Yeah, nothing too dramatic, but a few things. I had interesting friends.
I wasn't there, but the woodwork teacher had to be rushed to hospital in one class because he'd had and accident with some piece of machinery and cut off one of his balls. He was pretty awesome about it afterwards though - he was pretty awesome most of the time.
Witnessed a few punch ups. One where my cousin and our homosexual friend had an argument and he hit her in the jaw. It still clicks when she moves it 'just so'.
Again with the balls, but one of the feral girls of the school ( a few years below me) went up to a boy ON A DARE and booted him so hard between the legs that he'll never have kids. Literally.
Seen a kid fall off some wooden garden separators and break his arm.
Oh, and the time our frail, demure 63 year old teacher threw a science chair at one of the year 8 boys when he wouldn't leave the textile room (and told her to go fuck herself). She's a pretty good shot for her age.
Yeah, nothing too dramatic, but a few things. I had interesting friends.
Lets see...
A guy I knew died in a bad car accident.
Going to class one day I saw some guy grab another kid, bang his head against a brick wall, and throw him to the ground kicking him. It was pretty rough.
And the kid I sat next to on the bus one year got ran over by a golf cart. Got scarred up pretty bad I think, but he was ok.
High school is a weird time in ones life.
A guy I knew died in a bad car accident.
Going to class one day I saw some guy grab another kid, bang his head against a brick wall, and throw him to the ground kicking him. It was pretty rough.
And the kid I sat next to on the bus one year got ran over by a golf cart. Got scarred up pretty bad I think, but he was ok.
High school is a weird time in ones life.
There was a fight between two 'gangsta' guys, because of a girl, where one of them knife the other in the head 'by accident' he said.
The worst thing I ever saw in highschool?
The "Fashion Sense."
Seriously people, wtf?

Flat brimmed hats are for farmers. Bandana's were never cool. NEVER. Hand signs are so... so lame. Hoodies don't need to be worn "with style". They're to keep you warm. And There's only two ways to wear a hat. Front, and Back (and even then only if you're in the desert).
EDIT: Also, only complete retards pay 70-400$ for ANY piece of clothing that isn't a dress. When I was a young man, the word to look out for was Billabong. Now there's like 20 different brands - all douche factories.
EDIT EDIT: I lift my monetary geas if it's for work. You can never have too many nice shirts.
The "Fashion Sense."
Seriously people, wtf?

Flat brimmed hats are for farmers. Bandana's were never cool. NEVER. Hand signs are so... so lame. Hoodies don't need to be worn "with style". They're to keep you warm. And There's only two ways to wear a hat. Front, and Back (and even then only if you're in the desert).
EDIT: Also, only complete retards pay 70-400$ for ANY piece of clothing that isn't a dress. When I was a young man, the word to look out for was Billabong. Now there's like 20 different brands - all douche factories.
EDIT EDIT: I lift my monetary geas if it's for work. You can never have too many nice shirts.
Also, only complete retards pay 70-400$ for ANY piece of clothing that isn't a dress.
enjoy dressing like a hobo with terrible shoes
post=113458Also, only complete retards pay 70-400$ for ANY piece of clothing that isn't a dress.enjoy dressing like a hobo with terrible shoes
I will.
post=113458Also, only complete retards pay 70-400$ for ANY piece of clothing that isn't a dress.enjoy dressing like a hobo with terrible shoes
^Yeah, this.
Sorry.
There is a second floor hallway where you can see the ground floor. Someone pushed another student over the wall, and he broke his leg. Also, two people were "making babies" in the bathroom.
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Also, two people were "making babies" in the bathroom.
you can just say they were having sex bro
post=113517post=113516you can just say they were having sex bro
Also, two people were "making babies" in the bathroom.
unless they were pretty stupid (not going to doubt this) no babies should have resulted from that encounter.
$70 for a piece of clothing is nothing! I have probably spent around $1300 on clothing in the last year and a half and I am cheap as hell.


























