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2012 IS APPROACHING...NOW FOR THE BIG QUESTION....

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...What is YOU'RE zombie plan?

Just had a thought, don't know if anyone plays dead island (awesome game btw) but pc gamer is having a contest for whoever posts a good enough zombie plan they like they will give away free DLC for dead island. And this got me thinking...how many of my fellow RMNer's have a zombie plan? I just wanna make sure everyone is ready for the zombie apocalypse when it happens O_o. Never hurts to be prepared!
Tau
RMN sex symbol
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Wait for the military to fail.. Then die.
Max McGee
with sorrow down past the fence
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I would actually prefer a zombie apocalypse happen than not, as long as they're SLOW zombies. I'd love to get a chance to decapitate freely and from a position of total moral and legal impugnity with my until-now-ridiculously-impractical collection of swords.
Despite
When the going gets tough, go fuck yourself.
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Tiger knee zombies in the face.
Disguise as a zombie. Eat peoples.
chana
(Socrates would certainly not contadict me!)
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author=Lezales
Disguise as a zombie. Eat peoples.

That's what I was going to say!
Get a bow & arrows and practice aiming at knees
Scream and hide. Then die.
...im a coward at heart. -.-'''
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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I have a sword that is apparently blessed and can vanquish evil spirits. At least that's what the woman who came into my father's office one day and started waving it around to banish the demons inhabiting the room said. (My father's a pastor, for the record.)

So assuming the undead apocalypse is caused by necromancy, I am all set to become a paladin. If it's caused by a zombie virus brought about by mad science, I will probably have to use a gun instead.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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LockeZ
I have a sword that is apparently blessed and can vanquish evil spirits. At least that's what the woman who came into my father's office one day and started waving it around to banish the demons inhabiting the room said. (My father's a pastor, for the record.)


this is the best
HOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE(6 easy steps!)
You Will Need:
A football stadium(Needs iron doors), 40 or so people with varying sexes and races\religions(a welder with his tools required), a few guns, seeds LOTS OF THEM, Various animals of different genders, wood LOTS OF IT.
Steps:
1.Break into stadium.
2. Clear stadium of zombies,
3.Move in supplies
4. Weld doors shut
5.Plant crops and build houses
6.Wait out zombie apocalypse.
I call the Executive suites!
K-hos
whoa You guys are hi-chaining without me? That's just not right. :<
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Play video games with them.
Break Zombie Jaws.
TehGuy
Resident Nonexistence
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author=Gourd_Clae
HOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE(6 easy steps!)
You Will Need:
A football stadium(Needs iron doors), 40 or so people with varying sexes and races\religions(a welder with his tools required), a few guns, seeds LOTS OF THEM, Various animals of different genders, wood LOTS OF IT.
Steps:
1.Break into stadium.
2. Clear stadium of zombies,
3.Move in supplies
4. Weld doors shut
5.Plant crops and build houses
6.Wait out zombie apocalypse.
Unless (as seen in stuff like Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead) we get some weird evolved shit that can either dig through foundations or fly or climb.

I would actually prefer a zombie apocalypse happen than not, as long as they're SLOW zombies.
Frankly, I theorize it depends on how long the body has been decomposing. If it's a fresh death from the infection, then expect it to be as fast as he was whereas the one sitting in the grave for a few years prolly won't be as lucky.

In reality, it may be better to get in a group and push on towards a stronghold.. With electricity being an almost definite no-go and running water not being much of a possibility some problems may arise from that.. may have to raid the local wal-mart.. Conserving gas won't do much as it's gonna be a pain just to get through the other wrecked cars blocking off the streets (have someone who has stolen cars before.. just sayin')
Happy
Devil's in the details
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gonna raise carnivorous plants
author=Happy
gonna raise carnivorous plants

I seriously doubt the Venis Fly Trap will be strong enough to maul someones arm off.
I'm going to grab a gun, look at the zombies wearing everything I can to keep away necromancy, and just shoot the fuck out of the buggers, then run if I lose ammo, start screaming, go to my girlfriend's house, bringing my family except my brother, and then, when the zombies attack her house, burn the housedown, then run. Next stop would be the church, which is far away from the house, if that doesn't work, grab what you can, attack the zombies with it, if it doesn't work, and though most of the time you would want to go to churches to keep away necromancy, and burning churches down is worse then sin, you would have to burn the building down if attacking them doesn't work, and then rinse and repeat til' we go to a football stadium and start gourd's plan. My brother will have alot of his fat eaten off, and the zombies will be so full, they explode, he will still be alive, but will need surgery.
@TehGuy I... hope you don't trigger the zombie apocalypse... then we're done for...
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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Pretend to be a crow and drop bombs on the zombies while flying.
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