Piero's Pilgrimage

All new Pierro's Pilgrimage RPG is a squinky video game adventure where you walk a doggo and talko to weirdo about a worldo! You have to make choices that influence nothing, while exploring the iconic locations. The game is an immersive, artistic experience that pays tribute to the Nouvelle Vague and french philosophy of 20th century.

The story is about a dog that baked a pie and wants to take it to the pie tasting machine in the castle in the sky. It would need to go through a some weird places and experiences to get to that goal. There is little story as the only actor in the story is the player. But during your journey you see the world inhabitants that reveal some facts about themselves and the hero.

Features:
NO COMEDY, but a lot of puns and bodily fluids discussions
NO MUSIC, but plenty of sound effects
NO PLOT, but some schizoid ramblings in dialogues with characters
NO GAMEPLAY LOOP, but a more than 200 screens of a virtual unique world to explore
NO SEKAIKEN
NO REAL WORLD CONNECTION
EVERYTHING IS A LIE, BUT ALSO MOSTLY TRUE
Some mazes and minigames, some unique bits and mechanics