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  • Added: 12/05/2015 04:19 PM
  • Last updated: 12/05/2020 08:06 AM
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Professor_Q
"Life is a riddle I wish I had the answer for..."
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So this kid walks into a giant macaroon... =)

...dang it, how does the rest of that joke go?
Frogge
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And he orders a drink but the bartender says
Professor_Q
"Life is a riddle I wish I had the answer for..."
3237
=)

..."Are you stupid, kid? You're way below the legal age for drinking!"

And the kid says: "Considering you're bartending inside a giant macaroon, I wonder which of us is really more stupid."

And the bartender says: "D'oh!!"

(Now where's our laugh track?)
*Audience chuckles on the fourth take*
Professor_Q
"Life is a riddle I wish I had the answer for..."
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Well, better late than never!

Also: interesting image. The file name suggests it's a garden. If so, those are some trippy flowers! =)
I always heard that joke as:

So this kid walks into a giant macaroon, and he orders a drink but the bartender says, "This isn't a macaroon--it's a beehive." And then the kid was viciously stung to death by bees, for the bartender was actually a swarm of bees pretending to be a human.

Yeah, this is in an area tentatively called The Giant's Garden; it's the same location with all those big ass carrots in the other screenshot.
Professor_Q
"Life is a riddle I wish I had the answer for..."
3237
author=Housekeeping
I always heard that joke as:

So this kid walks into a giant macaroon, and he orders a drink but the bartender says, "This isn't a macaroon--it's a beehive." And then the kid was viciously stung to death by bees, for the bartender was actually a swarm of bees pretending to be a human.
Poor kid. =(

Yeah, this is in an area tentatively called The Giant's Garden; it's the same location with all those big ass carrots in the other screenshot.


Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a...giant macaroon? ^_^

Keep up the great work!
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