GOURD_CLAE'S PROFILE

Reality is a lovely place...but I wouldn't want to live there~♪

Hiya, I'm Gourdy!
I'm a chill guy with a Kingdom Hearts-esque avatar.
I absolutely adore video games!
I'd also say I'm a fairly decent writer.
If there's one thing I like to do, it's talk!
So, don't be afraid to say hello~<3 I won't bite.

::Gallery Stats::

::Most Quoted::
1. CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
2. Liberty, LockeZ and ivoryjones 5
3. kentona, Marrend, sooz, unity and nhubi 4

::People who are quoted 2x in a row::


::People quoted and how often::



::Gourd's Favorite Quotes Gallery::



" I'm sorry baby Cthulu, I didn't mean to make you cry! "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Kids these days! Always ' I wanna design video games! '
Why don't they ever choose a respectable job like Firefighter, Police, or a Porn star?! "
--- Some Old Hag ---



" I hold grudges. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil? "
--- Leophard ---



" Quoting Galore~ (totes not stolen from gourd~) "
--- ivoryjones, in her carbon copy of my Quoting Gallery ---



" They keep talking about killing me. I think I like that. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Tiny wolverines in your underwear. "
--- Trihan ---



" Where am I going to go seduce old guys now "
--- Strangeluv ---



" Ocelot is not a bishounen!!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" One year closer to when giraffe marriage is finally legalized "
--- LockeZ ---



" One can never have too much brownies. "
--- King Arthur, irc ---



" OVERMODERATION IS KILLING THE NANNY STATE THAT IS RMN! "
--- Kentona ---



" I'm going to skip over the deep conversation on language and just post what I got when I did it.

Typed in: Dude, where's my car?

Got back: Hello, car.

Apparently I found my car while waiting for that to finish translating. "
--- Neverm0re ---



" when your ban, your ban so hard even your gender is purged from having ever existed "
--- Max McGee ---



" need more dominatrix nessy fanart "
--- Karsuman ---



" Gourd_Clae :: Erm, look at the comments on the video. Like 100,00 people think she's cute

Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: 100,000 people are also murderers and Dracula, statistically "
--- IRC, debate about YouTube singer's looks ---



" Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: people who put things in their coffee

CAVE_DOG _IS_BACK :: are terrorists. basically. "
--- IRC ---



" Kaiterra :: I mean what's Facebook basically?

thatbennyguy :: an empty cup. "
--- IRC ---



" Gourd_Clae :: Also, she's kind of chubby, but still really sexy, Clareain.

InfectionFiles :: More cushion for the pushin'! "
--- Random Art Topic ---



" It's too bad they couldn't keep things calmer. It would have been nice if the strike had only been...

( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

... a miner incident. "
--- LockeZ, regarding miners ---



" You make me cry pincushions. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "
--- Pyramid_Head ---



" Today's user title is brought to you by the letter N "
--- Link_2112 ---



" Life is turn based. Your turn. "
--- ivoryjones ---



" Everybody starts a noob. "
--- Craze ---



" I was viciously gangstalked by a group of ducks today. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" Gourdy keeps the last dodo in his basement. "
--- CyberDagger ---



" I guess some people are part of this new anti-capitalizing-i movement... "
--- Deckiller ---



" Gourd_Clae secretly fantasizes about Roxas topping him- and getting circumcised by the broken glass lining his anus :P "
--- BurningTyger ---



" I talk to people on IRC, therefore I am. "
--- Solarlune ---



" most people i know have flat boobs "
--- ivoryjones ---



" Sometimes, when you absolutely need to beat a motherfucker, you need to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker. "
--- Random Youtube Comment ---



" Ivoryjones:: WHATS YO DICK LIKE
Ivoryjones:: HOMIE "
--- IRC ---



" motherfucking plants in your motherfucking houses... "
--- Liberty ---



" God gives the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers. "
--- Some Smart Person ---



" I should have known those "business trips" were nothing but an excuse to have hot, steamy gam mak with another community! "
--- Adon237 ---



" Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that the more you have, the longer you live. "
--- kentona ---



" Y'know what? You guys are alright sometimes. "
--- Isrieri ---



" RMN being fast again feels... so weird! Really happy that everything's loading pretty quickly now since RMN was growing so slow that it was depressing. I almost became an alcoholic. "
--- UPRC ---



" Buttered side up again!? "
--- Marrend, on bread beds and their problems ---



" I've always wanted to play as a chicken instead of just feeling like one. "
--- Corfaisus, probably ---



" There are three certainties in life.

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. More RMN Bros "
--- UPRC ---



" Aaah okay, ugh my stuff dun look at good now, but oh well D: will see what it turns out like when finito. "
--- NewBlack ---



" Ah, that first helping of Markerscore. There is no going back now! "
--- Marrend ---



" everyone clap for minnow. she's special. she needs it. "
--- Minnow, 2014 ---



" Also, I’d like to personally thank my win on Minnow and Gourd_Clae for not being able to finish Razed are the Powerful in time. Thanks guys. "
--- Little Wing Guy ---



" Kentona MS: 15778
My MS: 15948

I'm the king of the world!

(....for now.) "
--- Deckiller ---



" I don't play by the rules, I'm rude. "
--- Seiromem ---



"Quiet, you! Or a refrigerator will fall on your head!"
--- Marrend ---



" That idea actually sounds extremely sexy. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---



"I hope Liberty likes what I've done with my map..."
--- BurningTyger ---



" Don't take my daily dose of Gam Mak inspiration from me! ..."
--- Unity, with murder in her eyes ---



" WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU YOU AREN'T TYPING LOUD ENOUGH "
--- Ratty524 ---



" Gourd Clae :: bgcghxmbbgj]

YM :: same

Unity :: This is the way the world ends…not with a bang but a bgcghxmbbgj].

Marrend :: The world began with Nu, and it shall end with Nu. This is the truth! This is what I believe! Until a few moments ago.

Kentona :: Looks like someone is trying to make it to the top of the most posts list "
--- In What are You Thinking About Right Now? ---



"A very ugly picture painted with a beautiful brush."
--- Linkeagle Eclipsewalker ---



" Back in the days, reading the manual was like foreplay. It got you in the mood for the "real thing". "
--- Avee ---



"The fact that the arm of a woman is stuck in between the boobs of another is just fantastic and deserves my stamp of approval."
--- InfectionFiles ---



"ive got a science joke too

what do you get when you combine oxygen carbon hydrogen nitrogen and calcium

the answer is you

youre the joke"
--- _________ ---



"Earlier tonight, I killed a spider with a copy of Charlotte's Web. I'm not sure the spider perceived the irony."
--- pianotm ---



" Sorry you've been demoted to demi-god. "
--- nhubi ---



" Can I critique your potato salad? Does it follow the three-celery rule? "
--- Unity ---



" Sorry if I sounded like a weasel or anything, but really... "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---



" I remember when I used to be a dingus, and then I became an Addit. "
--- Addit ---



" Your instructions weren't clear enough. What do I do with the viola? "
--- TungerManU ---



" The whole point of becoming a game developer was so I could get stalked. "
--- kory_toombs ---



" Why is that town excited? "
--- nhubi, who died waiting for an answer ---



" kentona pls "
--- accha ---



" Though seeing someone try to screw their own brain is probably something people would pay good money to see. Not me, people, I'm not people."
--- nhubi ---



" I'd go with drugs, you can explain anything with drugs. "
--- nhubi ---



" I'm excited to skip over that narrative! XD "
--- Merlandese ---



" You're both pretty, precious snowflakes with valid ideas and thoughts so agree to disagree and move on with your lives. "
--- Liberty ---



" hmm. also i thought they said grind up against Gourd which is something else entirely.
"
--- BurningTyger ---



" Holy crap I everything alot."
--- kentona ---


" Happy :: There's a finnish proverb: you shouldn't lick before it drops!

Sooz :: What is the intended meaning behind that? Because all my brain is offering is something to do with testicles and I am 90% sure it's not supposed to be that."
--- CYOR: Mafia Game Thread ---




" I am a serial killer. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK---



" wait, this isn't twitter "
--- Mr_SuNa ---



" why is the enthusiasm of someone's one word greeting something that would tell you their alignment, in any case!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" YEAH! TWO PAGEBREAKS IN A ROW, BITCHES!"
--- llan14 ---



" Yes, I think we'd all like to see a wall of butthurt."
--- pianotm ---



" And oh god don't say etymology you'll summon Xand's ghost."
--- Ebeth ---



" Now I can finally be a gourd bgcghxmbbgj] instead of just feeling like one~<3"
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" You are all cruel, cruel people and I love you. ;.;"
--- Liberty ---



" I am Gourd's dad IRL"
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" Believe it or not DubROVnik was my phone autocorrecting DynRPG. "
--- Trihan ---



" One of the better ant-depressants out there. "
--- nhubi ---



" I like the shark dude's tight buns. "
--- suzy_cheesedreams ---



" #NotAllRats "
--- Yellow Magic ---



" ah gees, all you guys got great presents and all I got was coal and a lump of poop to clean up from my cat :( "
--- Linkis ---



" Need to wife her one day. "
--- Dudesoft ---



" You're oddly happy Ilan, a little too happy... "
--- Mr_SuNa ---



" 'It is only 80 more reviews'

Aaaaand we'll be right back with... 'Things Only Nhubi Can Say' after this break! "
--- CashmereCat ---



" "I dream of making a game that will cause the servers of RMN to get even slower >:D "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---



" I'll never go out with a doubleposter!
That's what girl would say. "
--- JJJ7 ---



" Just so we're all on the same page here, I feel like it's important you realize that rocky mountain oysters are not vegan. "
--- LockeZ ---



" KENTONA IF YOU PUT HALF THE ENERGY OF YOUR SARCASTIC POSTS INTO YOUR GAM MAK "
--- slash ---



" Actually, another villain/antagonist type I like is the unpredictable one that just makes you question yourself and your assumptions. Like Cave_Dog, for example. ^.^ "
--- Liberty ---



" What tension? It was a classroom. It was a clock which looks nothing like a bomb. It ticked... wow. Tick tock motherfuckers. "
--- Liberty ---



" Oh, and giving King Solomon the foreskins of a hundred men! What an item gathering quest that would be! "
--- pianotm ---



" it's supposed to be an illegitimate game. if it was not conceived within sin's embrace, it cannot be entered. i'm sorry, my child. your pure heart must be shattered. "
--- Craze ---



" The quantity matters less than how much suck you can remove. "
--- Sooz ---



" We're all so determined to turn unity into Super Satan for some reason. "
--- Red_Nova ---



" Be the kind of person that, when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil goes, 'Oh shit, he's up,'"
--- Red_Nova ---



" The posting has only just begun... "
--- InfectionFiles ---



" I won't be on that quote gallery. I'll just keep giving out hugs. "
--- Kylaila ---



" No look, his fetish is completely non-erotic, PG-13 wank material. Don't judge him. "
--- LockeZ ---


" You weren't thinking: You were 12. "
--- Yellow Magic ---



" Tis why I posted it! Join! Please! I need friends. I'm lonely. "
--- Seiromem ---



" You're in for a challenge if you're trying to take the "RMN Town Drunk" title from me. "
--- Pizza ---



" The M is for murders. "
--- Sooz ---



" You're alright, dude. Part of being an adult is doing what the fuck you want. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---



" It's like giving birth to a child, only to then bury the child like you never even had one. "
--- REunfound, on cancelled games ---



" Please excuse me, my brain interpreted Sooz's post as a boss fight "
--- LockeZ ---



" OH NO! WEIRD AND UNFORTUNATE SERVER DESTRUCTION! "
--- unity ---



" One time I made fun of a nerd while he was eating and he ran away crying and I got his pizza. "
--- Sooz ---


" I didnt send you that. Youre worst than... Lets say.... XxXhelazz!! "
--- XxXhelazz ---

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