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Angry Video Game Nerd
author=tsimehC link=topic=2598.msg48311#msg48311 date=1228172224
I hate AVGN's reviews, most of them are about whining controls and gameplay which are obviously outdated now.
Another guy like this:
www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/
I like his reviews much more but not to the point where I have to post several of his videos for the world to look at.
I am of the same opinion. Nostalgia Critic is awesome.
Remarkable lines of some video games.
From Team Fortress 2:
"BONK!" - Scout
"MAGGOTS!" - Soldier
"Ah'll be gentle!"- Demoman
"Thanks for standing still, wanker!"- Sniper
"I AM ZE UBERMENSCH!"- Medic
"Mph!"- Pyro
and of course...
"Spy's sapping my sentry!"- Engineer
From other games:
(the following is paraphrased)
Kleiner: "Now that the Combine's suppression field has been lifted, you must all do your best to reproduce!"
Citizen: "Is he telling us to get busy?"
-Half-Life 2
GLaDOS: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big one. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner. Whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall. Not. Be. Mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says that you're adopted, so that's funny too.
-Portal
"BONK!" - Scout
"MAGGOTS!" - Soldier
"Ah'll be gentle!"- Demoman
"Thanks for standing still, wanker!"- Sniper
"I AM ZE UBERMENSCH!"- Medic
"Mph!"- Pyro
and of course...
"Spy's sapping my sentry!"- Engineer
From other games:
(the following is paraphrased)
Kleiner: "Now that the Combine's suppression field has been lifted, you must all do your best to reproduce!"
Citizen: "Is he telling us to get busy?"
-Half-Life 2
GLaDOS: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big one. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner. Whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall. Not. Be. Mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says that you're adopted, so that's funny too.
-Portal
What do you think about...
author=Asalieri link=topic=2450.msg44216#msg44216 date=1226797729
Bad idea, there's no way that would be even remotely playable, well-written or even worth checking out in the least. Except to crack jokes about how terrible it is.
You're assuming that the story would take itself seriously.
What character do you choose
What do you think about...
author=VideoWizard link=topic=2450.msg44028#msg44028 date=1226743042
Or am I the only one that remembers battling Vivi in KH2 near the beginning of the game?
That never happened.
Hellfire-9
My First Game
My First Game
Horrible Game Endings
author=demondestiny link=topic=1002.msg42922#msg42922 date=1226378867author=LizardBite link=topic=1002.msg42887#msg42887 date=1226369680
The normal ending to Valkyrie Profile: woefully anti-climactic.
Are you talking about Valkyrie Profile 1. If so then yeah i agree with you. I didn't really like the game at all and the ending was so rushed it wasn't funny.
Yes. The Normal Ending is terrible. The Good Ending is awesome though, but it's pretty much impossible to get without a guide.













