NIGHTOWL'S PROFILE

Alternatively the snake attacks Cave Dog and the crazed redneck girls, giving Geekman a chance to escape.

Oh, and Sandlerbots tend to hoard items and shove them inside themselves, so they usually have some nice loot.

By the way, Sandlerbots have one weakness. It's fried chicken. Especially Popeye's.
Also:

At the moment, Trihan is the only one who's alone in his region, if one doesn't count Solarlune who's both in Meadows o' Morons and Point Neglection.
Fricksland, Anything But Albany, Honeprop and Rad Flats are currently completely unoccupied by players.

NOTE: Not an accurate representation of player locations.

Let's hope Geekman doesn't suffer an early demise.

I might as well join the game.

As some of the stranded survivors are preparing for a new life, a huge propeller-driven plane suddenly zooms in from the skies. Some suddenly hope that it is here to pick up survivors from this goshdarnmangled island, but soon they notice that it's actually a B-29 Superfortress bomber! The bomber drops several packages across Cleveland and Baconic Bay, but just as it's leaving, the heavy bomber gets hit by what seems to be a damn huge spoon. The rocket-propelled spoon severs the right wing and sends the B-29 crashing straight into the borders of Honeprop and REGICIDAL STATE OF ASS-SPOONING.

A few hours later, it becomes apparent that parts of the island have been overrun by Adam Sandler robots and they're wreaking havoc.

A seemingly shabby-looking person emerges from the crashed B-29 Superfortress, grumbling about something.

His name is Mob and he just attempted to eradicate the Roving Oreo Moron tribe by deploying Sandlerbots as an act of revenge.
It was partially a success, you managed to eradicate most of the tribe but the remnants shot you down with their rocket-propelled spoon. You should've probably tried to buy some other plane for this bombing mission, the B-29 that you got from a Happy Meal turned out to be a lousy reproduction after you saw McDonalds imprinted into the hull.

You don't have any supplies at all, spare for a tasty fishstick that you were about to eat in case of victory. While most natives respect you and will do as you command, especially if you punch them in the nose/snout in order to establish superiority, you might have pretty huge problems trying to convince other survivors due to the incident.


Mob: Find a friendly potential manservant. Punch it in nose to establish leadership if all fails. If it appears to like fish and is carrying some, try to convince it by giving it a tasty fishstick.

Ooh, well then it would be just 6, since that's the maximum.