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Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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I used to be RMN's most controversial topic since sliced bread. But then I had a banhammer lodged in my kneecap.

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If it's spring, why is it snowing?

It's the same in Finland. It's sunny and it's not that cold but the snow doesn't seem to go anywhere.

SNOW Y U NO MELT

Why can't humans be born without vocal chords auugh

So they would have to grow them at age 4, or something like that. It would spare hundreds of people from the unnecessary racket made by babies.
god
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jegus dick

What is man's (and woman's) greatest achievement?

The greatest achievement? Well, that would be how Pete the Scotland Dudeguy killed furries and made haggis out of them, thus preventing those dastardly bastardly things from giving the world a cancer.

KANSAS

I WONDER IF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THERE'S A U.S STATE NAMED KANSAS

People still can't write "should've" instead of "should of?" INDIGESTABLE!

No, I'm talking about how "should of" is a retarded way of saying should have/should've.

I played a bass for the first time today and it was fantastic

I've been playing the bass for... two years now? I don't remember.

Also, sheet music > tabs
Only the poor and hoboish use tabs, pro fact.

Madden. Who the fuck is this tub of lard and why the heck so many games are named after him?

Also, american football. How entertaining is watching some armored jarheads crash into each other? Apparently very entertaining. Not for me.

Why not make it like Hunger Games while you're at it?

CHRONO TRIGGER IS MEDIOCRE. There, I said it.

I AM OUT OF COLA. OUTRAGEOUS.

ADMITTEDLY, I DO NOT POSSESS SUCH DEVICE ANYMORE. MY CHRYSALIS HIGHWAYMAN WAS STOLEN BY A MAN IN BLUE JUMPSUIT WITH A NUMBER "13" ON THE BACK.

THE CAR ALSO CONTAINED MY COLA STASH. INSUBSTANTIAL!