ORIG'S PROFILE

Ayn Rand looked at her naked body in the bathroom mirror. Clasping a hand to her breast and setting the other akimbo to her hip, she looked out the corner of her eye and with stunning gusto declared: "I am FUCKING awesome."

Birthday party:

Texting my freshman protege, telling him not to text me.


I'm sure I'm in there somewhere.


We would make such a good couple if he wasn't just pseudo-queer. :C


I'm sure there were plenty of things making me make that face that night.


Someone in the direction of the camera was telling me about how he saw a girl giving head to a guy while she was driving.


The main star of this photo is the perturbed lad on the far left.

How that last shot turned out so hipsterish is beyond me. I didn't even know she was taking a picture.The cake itself was pretty bad, which is why everyone smeared it on each other's faces, but we had really good pizza. One medium pineapple and one medium sausage with black olives, jalapeños, and green peppers. :)

I've recently taken up carrying a notepad and pen around everywhere. Notes from Saturday: Penis on neck, pseudo-cowboy boots, sex game, Twilight girls, juicy black girls, rollerskating, "It's not a party till 2 girls are on top of each other," decrepit uterus, mustache eyebrows, spewed fluids, road head, faucet fetish, stand-up blowjob, "I want it" song, opium Yaron, and squirrel rape.

And colleges don't judge students based on how well they play hockey!!!

It's okay USA. At least we don't put our milk in bags like a bunch of fucking savages.

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. It's a really cool old copy where there's this naked couple embracing while being absorbed into jungle-like greenery. I bought it for a friend for her birthday, even though she probably won't like it. I also picked up The Turn of the Screw (and other short novels) by Henry James for myself. It's got a neat cover, two children staring wide-eyed and an old woman with a hand on each of their shoulders, but not as cool as the Garcia Marquez novel. They were both free since I volunteered at the bookstore. :D