IINDIE'S PROFILE

My name is Gavin and I am a man. I have been alive since I was born. I have worn shoes that don't match the opposite foot and I have had the same mixtape stuck in my car's player for four years now. Despite that, I never drive it. I ride a horse anywhere I need to go. I'm a songwriter who plays multiple instruments including (but not limited to): guitar, banjo, piano, singing, glockenspiel, bongos, harmonica, mandolin, tin whistle, and violin. I studied the women at Grand Valley State University and am a self-employed Jedi. I have a map to a secret treasure tattooed on my body. I want to be a film actor and I like the smell of hardware stores. I don't drink coffee, but I like to spend time in the atmosphere of coffeeshops. Women are my favorite (and up to this point my only preference) when it comes to sexual orientation. The way to my heart is through movies, music, or root beer. Jus' sayin'.

I'd tell you what's on my mind, but I've lost it. I occasionally model for Ambercrombie & Fitch when they need someone to be topless in the woods. I color outside the lines because I'm a rebel. When I'm not flirtin' it up with the Governor's daughters, you can probably find me doing a speck of honest pirating. I've broken all the hearts in every hemisphere with my disheveled appearance and tossed back lazy hairstyles. Potato soup is an any time food. Tell your friends. Also, a good gift to please me when I rule the world one day is scarves. I don't look too bad in 'em.