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mtarzaim
Criticizing more, making less...
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Lazy player thinking himself smart enough to make videogames which take forever to be released.

Woot.
Life Precious
A one hour long game, made with RPG Maker VX Ace Lite

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What I've Learned About Making A Game Through Obama RPG (And Other Sentiments)

author=Marche100
Let me tell you, I am busting my butt right now to get this first disk out before midnight. I'm coming across so many bugs to iron out. Man, I am VERY glad I decided to play through it one more time. It could have been a disaster.


You thought just because you released your game, it was over?
Ah!
It just begins.
Here comes the public testing. With all the bug-ridden logs, impossible demands and heart-breaking decisions.
You will suffer. Greatly.

btw :
author=OP
You have Obama, who's arrogant, reckless, and thinks he's some sort of superhuman. God's gift to the world

Do you think a humble person, afraid of his own shadow, and believing he has no value as a human being, would try to be the next president of USA?

It would have been more funny, and cunning, to describe a real-life Obama trying to save a world full of RPG clichés, with amendments, talkings and public speeches, instead of the usual private looting and mass-murdering.

Ex : "What?! You mean I have to kill those 100 000 innocent slimes to get your bloody hat back?"
"Yes sir. Here is your sword."
"This won't do. I will send a formal protest to the officials! I will assembl-"
"Drop it. Our king is a useless NPC with the same stupid sentence looping forever."
"OH F-"

See. The stupid user demands are already here. :p

Life Precious at FLIP 2013, amateur videogame contest!

author=edchuy
Not stuck per se. I just couldn't figure out where I need to go ...

And I thought I was a casual player... :X

The exit during the cart section is in the upper-right (or, should I say, the right-upper). Try to go that way, and you should find the right tracks. And don't forget you can reload a gamesave after you beaten a level, to get a better time and more treasures.

All dungeons can be beaten in less than 6 minutes. Just use a few saves to explore the place, and then do a perfect run.

Life Precious at FLIP 2013, amateur videogame contest!

How did you get stuck in the mines?
If you get out of track, the game should send you back at the last entry point of the cart.

Artbook available for download

author=OP
Featuring babbling of himself about the game

Featuring babbling of myself...

Strange. I can't edit a blog post?

Well, btw, the book can be ordered physically on lulu.com (link on the goodies section of the website). It's a A5 format (one half of a printing paper), 60 pages, color booklet. Don't know what quality I should expect from the physical item. Order at your own perils... (*.*)
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