TREEGHOST'S PROFILE

author=catmitts
First question you ask.... what is lady?? what is the ESSENCE of lady...... you must understand this question fully if you are to become a "master of ladys".... what IS lady. lady is three parts: real, imaginary, symbolic, yet you see only TWO any one time. this is because YOU are fulfilling third role in lady tripartite... you are "third wheel". this is important!! you do not make love to lady. she makes love to herself while you are there. your role in love...... is to fulfil this basic techique.. this is the "trinity technique" of love and has never yet failed.... understand the three face of lady

IMAGINARY: symbolised by "snake". this is perhaps most devious part of lady yet, also most beautiful... you can tell imaginary stance by 'alloy' temperment of lady. an IMAGINARY-ELEMENT lady will always brish her hair with her LEFT HAND... to counteract imagine you must stare firmly into eyes and contracting chestmuslces to provbide "real complement".

SYMBOLIC: this can be hard to detect but there is a way... simply put.... move crabwise around lady and see whether she follows with eye or neck movements in initial. if she remains motionless she is "symbolic" lady and must be loved via phone message.

REAL: (also known as "fire woman", "dread woman") this is most important part.... when woman is making 'coffeehouse' eyes as removes clothing..... is where you strike..... however if a woman is real you must counter with imagine/symbolic act and walkaway in disgust. you will immediately gain her powers.

most women are combinations of the two and you must react.... however dont worry if you use wrong key as there are "plenty of fish" and always more goals to reach!! if you fulfil these stages you will become the master of wind and gain the keys to womens houses for all eternity...