IDIOTIC THINGS YOU BELIEVED AS A CHILD

"When I was in kindergarten or so, I thought girls' belly buttons were their vaginas" - AHAHAHAHAHA

*coughs*

On topic: Who else but Santa Claus? :3

...I am not the only one who though belly buttons were vaginas :') I am not alone

I believed in Krampus and all the stories in this book :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter

Also the christkindl.


wikki it bitches.


yea its only make believe characters, I had other shit but im too tired....zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The spreaders of misinformation is often dads. So I thought that the speed limit started when you saw the traffic sign. So when you saw the sign that said "80" you could drive 80 km/h. This was when I asked because my dad was speeding.

Another was that small pieces of onion in sauce was apparently clumps of flour because there's no way I'd be eating onions. But since it was only flour I suppose it was okay.

And of course all the misconceptions about sex. Like for example I thought it was required to have sex over the whole nine months otherwise there'd be no baby.

I would always rush and burst into my bedroom or try to sneak in quietly in hopes of seeing my very own Toy Story. I'm disappointed to this day that I never caught them running about :(

My dad told me that when I was really young that I have to eat the fish head and eat the brains too so I can learn how to swim.

I believed him until I hit age 13.

That rice was literally made from sweat and tears of their suffering and a certain portion of their lifespan so I shouldn't waste it. (in a way it is true I guess <_<;;; )

And that beer was pee so I wouldn't be an alcoholic.

My dad knows how to manipulate when we were kids :<

I thought that if I left the Super Nintendo on for too long it would overheat and explode. Me and my friend were in the middle of a game of Turtles in Time and had to go to the store but didn't want to lose our progress. We expected to see his house burning when we got back ha

I remember a D.A.R.E officer talking about the evils of drugs, especially cocaine and how addictive it was. This was right about the time my mom started using a sugar bowl on the dining room table. I'd never seen sugar in granule form. I snuck a taste of that strange white powdery stuff the adults put in their drinks. It was really good. I couldn't stop. I kept dipping in with a finger, then a spoon. I remember thinking "Oh no, I'm hooked on cocaine!"

Then my mom showed me how to make lemonade, and I felt both relieved and like a big idiot when she got to the "now we add the sugar" part.

My dad also used to tell me a story about how I could get new legs if I went to sleep. I used to get terrible leg cramps/growing pains if I ran around a lot, and he'd tell me a story about me getting new legs until I fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning, my legs felt normal again - so for a while I thought I was really going through legs in a hurry.

Then one day I tore a big chunk out of my thigh climbing over a chain link fence (with the points facing up) and asked my dad if I could get my new pair of legs early so I could go ride bikes with my friends. Reality came crashing down and I learned what a tetanus shot was.

I also learned that, for some reason, certain injuries do not hurt at all until you look at them, then once you do, they hurt a lot and will not stop. For a long time.

author=UPRC

author=LockeZ
When I was in kindergarten or so, I thought girls' belly buttons were their vaginas, and that every time a woman was wearing a two-piece bathing suit or an outfit with a visible middrift, she didn't realize I could see her privates.

That's nothing, I thought girls had dicks until I was 5 or 6. I thought that the baby delivering stork was real.

author=Archeia_Nessiah
My dad told me that when I was really young that I have to eat the fish head and eat the brains too so I can learn how to swim.

I believed him until I hit age 13.

That rice was literally made from sweat and tears of their suffering and a certain portion of their lifespan so I shouldn't waste it. (in a way it is true I guess <_<;;; )

And that beer was pee so I wouldn't be an alcoholic.

My dad knows how to manipulate when we were kids :<

author=UPRC

author=Archeia_Nessiah
And that beer was pee so I wouldn't be an alcoholic.

Hahaha, you must have been pretty grossed out as a kid whenever he'd have a drink!

author=Link_2112
I thought that if I left the Super Nintendo on for too long it would overheat and explode. Me and my friend were in the middle of a game of Turtles in Time and had to go to the store but didn't want to lose our progress. We expected to see his house burning when we got back ha

All these I quoted, happened to me. ;>.>
I also thought that girls had dicks but that was until I read a "Very detailed book".(v_v')
I really wanted to believe that my parents did not create me that way.

^ :'( those good times