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WRITE ONE PARAGRAPH OF REALLY BAD EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU AND A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
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Kat
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Kat
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Close"I can't help myself, the way you eat without ever stopping gets me so hot..." admitted Gourd, his face flushed as he confessed his true feelings to his one true love.
She, too, felt her face warm as the blood rushed to her round, chubby cheeks.
"Oh Gourd, tell me more!" She said, sausage-like fingers clutching the chocolaty dessert so tightly that the icing oozed from between them and fell in moist, dark clumps onto her pink dress.
"I have a secret fetish for morbidly obese women. Ever since the day I saw you bathing in the pond, and eating leftover tidbits of cake that you had caught in your many glorious, abundant rolls...I began to touch myself at night!"
She shifted, batting her blue eyes that were so tiny and squinted in the fat of her face. She lifted her dress a little, showing legs that had so much fat inside them they looked like cheese curds underneath the too-tight skin.
Gourd shuddered, desire growing hot in his groin.
"I saved some especially for you my love," she murmured, reaching between breasts that looked like knee-socks with boulders in them, her flabby arm all but disappearing as she pulled out a week old donut.
Gourd salivated, crawling on hands and knees towards his beloved.
"Thank you Fat Princess!" He said in a tone nothing short of worshipfulness.
To be continued??? :o
She, too, felt her face warm as the blood rushed to her round, chubby cheeks.
"Oh Gourd, tell me more!" She said, sausage-like fingers clutching the chocolaty dessert so tightly that the icing oozed from between them and fell in moist, dark clumps onto her pink dress.
"I have a secret fetish for morbidly obese women. Ever since the day I saw you bathing in the pond, and eating leftover tidbits of cake that you had caught in your many glorious, abundant rolls...I began to touch myself at night!"
She shifted, batting her blue eyes that were so tiny and squinted in the fat of her face. She lifted her dress a little, showing legs that had so much fat inside them they looked like cheese curds underneath the too-tight skin.
Gourd shuddered, desire growing hot in his groin.
"I saved some especially for you my love," she murmured, reaching between breasts that looked like knee-socks with boulders in them, her flabby arm all but disappearing as she pulled out a week old donut.
Gourd salivated, crawling on hands and knees towards his beloved.
"Thank you Fat Princess!" He said in a tone nothing short of worshipfulness.
To be continued??? :o
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Kat´s hands touched the cold, dark armor of the Dark Knight before her. She looked up and saw a smile filled with desire underneath a purple helmet. At that moment she knew he was going to fail the test. 'Break from your past and overcome your darkness. Only then will you receive the holy power...'
Cecil's gauntlet-clad arms traversed the air to wrap around Kat's waist. She dropped the Mythgraven blade and proceeded to take Cecil's helmet off. Cecil stepped back, and Kat watched in awe as his leg armor dropped to the floor, uncovering a blade of majestic length. Cecil gently laid his two hands on Kat's cheeks, and pulled her head towards his weapon.
'A true paladin will sheathe his sword...' Kat said, opening her mouth. 'Perhaps I am not ready to break from my past just yet then.' His eyes glowing with desire, he lay his blade upon her tongue.
Cecil's gauntlet-clad arms traversed the air to wrap around Kat's waist. She dropped the Mythgraven blade and proceeded to take Cecil's helmet off. Cecil stepped back, and Kat watched in awe as his leg armor dropped to the floor, uncovering a blade of majestic length. Cecil gently laid his two hands on Kat's cheeks, and pulled her head towards his weapon.
'A true paladin will sheathe his sword...' Kat said, opening her mouth. 'Perhaps I am not ready to break from my past just yet then.' His eyes glowing with desire, he lay his blade upon her tongue.
Squall: So...I heard you're into men now...
Jeroen_Sol: :(
Squall: It's okay... I don't usually start to cry until the midpoint of the struggle.
Jeroen_Sol: :(
Squall: ...From that startled look on you're face, I'd say that you're ready to commit yourself to the mission.
Jeroen_Sol: ...
Squall: ...I'm ready! Take me into your arms, Jeroen_Sol! Love me like no man could do, not even Zell and that stupid tattoo!
Jeroen_Sol: :(
(Why is that I'm suddenly thinking of FF8 now? God damn, SorceressKyrsty!)
Jeroen_Sol: :(
Squall: It's okay... I don't usually start to cry until the midpoint of the struggle.
Jeroen_Sol: :(
Squall: ...From that startled look on you're face, I'd say that you're ready to commit yourself to the mission.
Jeroen_Sol: ...
Squall: ...I'm ready! Take me into your arms, Jeroen_Sol! Love me like no man could do, not even Zell and that stupid tattoo!
Jeroen_Sol: :(
(Why is that I'm suddenly thinking of FF8 now? God damn, SorceressKyrsty!)
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
(New rule. If you accidentally double-post in this thread, you have to edit your second post to follow the thread rules. That is to say, you have to write an erotic fanfic about yourself and a video game character.)
Marle held up the Chrono Trigger in the icy wind, and time stopped, as it had before. But this time, she wasn't going to save anyone. She had different plans. A spacetime rift opened up at the pinnacle of Death Peak, immediately in front of her, seeming to know her heart's desire. She stepped through.
But on the other side of that time gate was no scene of imminent demise, as the Chrono Trigger had revealed on its first use. This time, the scene frozen in time before her was her childhood friend, Addit, and a slightly younger Marle, moments before they lost their virginity. The time traveler smiled. The Chrono Trigger would allow her to change history, if she wanted, but she had no such thing planned. She just wanted to experience it again. Over and over. She looked through her inventory, making sure she still had the 255 Chrono Triggers she'd obtained via an item duplication glitch, and prepared for time(s) of her life. Too bad Addit was frozen and couldn't see or feel any of it.
Marle held up the Chrono Trigger in the icy wind, and time stopped, as it had before. But this time, she wasn't going to save anyone. She had different plans. A spacetime rift opened up at the pinnacle of Death Peak, immediately in front of her, seeming to know her heart's desire. She stepped through.
But on the other side of that time gate was no scene of imminent demise, as the Chrono Trigger had revealed on its first use. This time, the scene frozen in time before her was her childhood friend, Addit, and a slightly younger Marle, moments before they lost their virginity. The time traveler smiled. The Chrono Trigger would allow her to change history, if she wanted, but she had no such thing planned. She just wanted to experience it again. Over and over. She looked through her inventory, making sure she still had the 255 Chrono Triggers she'd obtained via an item duplication glitch, and prepared for time(s) of her life. Too bad Addit was frozen and couldn't see or feel any of it.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
Faris reached down from the decaying wood walkway to take Locke by the hand and bring him up from the cold, filthy waters that flowed through the rotting hull of the ship. Though the whispers of the lingering departed echoed through the corridor, they felt at last that they had found a place that no undead could find them.
"The Graveyard of Ships ain't a place to take to carelessly." Faris spoke through deep breaths. The two of them whom had become separated from Lenna and Galuf somewhere along the seas after their run-in with the dreaded Karlabos in the Torna Canal had no one but themselves to find support in during this trying time. And as it was bound to happen, a relationship grew between them and sustained them along the murky depths of the death-tainted coast.
"We should get out of these wet clothes and start a fire to keep warm and to dry them near." Locke suggested, always being the resourcefully-inclined one.
"You want us to... undress?" Faris' once-halted ambition blossoming forth and causing her to blush. "You want us to share our bodies warmth?" Locke found himself taken aback by this suggestion.
"No, but we must stay warm. Don't be getting any ideas; my faith says that any man who lies with another man as he would a woman is an abomination." Faris leaned in and brushed up against him with her chest.
"You are the only man here." She undid the first few constraints that held her vest closed to reveal an ample bosom. "Either you are blind or a fool, but I've taken a liking to you and I wouldn't mind if we could... share this moment." Locke felt a lump in his throat begin to swell and he swallowed hard as he gazed down at her endowments.
"But, what of your mates?" he stuttered.
"What of yours?" she replied running her finger down his stomach and closer to his belt.
"You're their captain and should they uncover any proof that we took of each others flesh, they'd likely have me hung from the bow of their vessel."
"You think just because I am a pirate that I don't understand emotion? You truly are a fool." Faris undid her vest and tossed it to the side and worked her way atop Locke who sat before her astonished at the rate that she progressed. As she lay down on him, she began to unfasten her pants and lower them below her ankles and off her feet, remaining only in her undergarments. She placed a kiss upon his lips and slowly worked back to his legs.
"Your pendant... it's radiating." Locke managed these words though his chest heaved with deep breaths and the heavy pounding of his heart. Faris moved herself off of Locke and reclined, resting her hands on the paneling behind her to support herself. She then opened her legs and motioned the object of her lust forward.
"I give you permission to take deep of my treasure."
It was at that moment that a fire lit between them and brought generous heat to themselves and allowed their clothes time to dry.
EDIT: Also shit, this went from a paragraph to a short story. Eh, happens.
"The Graveyard of Ships ain't a place to take to carelessly." Faris spoke through deep breaths. The two of them whom had become separated from Lenna and Galuf somewhere along the seas after their run-in with the dreaded Karlabos in the Torna Canal had no one but themselves to find support in during this trying time. And as it was bound to happen, a relationship grew between them and sustained them along the murky depths of the death-tainted coast.
"We should get out of these wet clothes and start a fire to keep warm and to dry them near." Locke suggested, always being the resourcefully-inclined one.
"You want us to... undress?" Faris' once-halted ambition blossoming forth and causing her to blush. "You want us to share our bodies warmth?" Locke found himself taken aback by this suggestion.
"No, but we must stay warm. Don't be getting any ideas; my faith says that any man who lies with another man as he would a woman is an abomination." Faris leaned in and brushed up against him with her chest.
"You are the only man here." She undid the first few constraints that held her vest closed to reveal an ample bosom. "Either you are blind or a fool, but I've taken a liking to you and I wouldn't mind if we could... share this moment." Locke felt a lump in his throat begin to swell and he swallowed hard as he gazed down at her endowments.
"But, what of your mates?" he stuttered.
"What of yours?" she replied running her finger down his stomach and closer to his belt.
"You're their captain and should they uncover any proof that we took of each others flesh, they'd likely have me hung from the bow of their vessel."
"You think just because I am a pirate that I don't understand emotion? You truly are a fool." Faris undid her vest and tossed it to the side and worked her way atop Locke who sat before her astonished at the rate that she progressed. As she lay down on him, she began to unfasten her pants and lower them below her ankles and off her feet, remaining only in her undergarments. She placed a kiss upon his lips and slowly worked back to his legs.
"Your pendant... it's radiating." Locke managed these words though his chest heaved with deep breaths and the heavy pounding of his heart. Faris moved herself off of Locke and reclined, resting her hands on the paneling behind her to support herself. She then opened her legs and motioned the object of her lust forward.
"I give you permission to take deep of my treasure."
It was at that moment that a fire lit between them and brought generous heat to themselves and allowed their clothes time to dry.
EDIT: Also shit, this went from a paragraph to a short story. Eh, happens.
MISTER BIG T
1320
Corfaius looked lovingly into the eyes of Darkwing Duck. Despite being horribly pixelated in the 8 bit form, it did not matter as love did not know boundaries.
Corfaius: "You're dangerous, I like that."
DW: "That's right, I'm dangerous."
Both of them took a step closer together, their lips nearly meeting in a glamorous moment.
Let's get dangerous
Corfaius: "You're dangerous, I like that."
DW: "That's right, I'm dangerous."
Both of them took a step closer together, their lips nearly meeting in a glamorous moment.
Let's get dangerous
This is my first attempt at something this bad. Here it goes:
Mister Big T was climbing upward level by level, through the slanted platforms and ladders, avoiding or jumping over the rolling barrels being tossed by Donkey Kong, who held his girlfriend Pauline hostage.
Once Mister Big T was within sight, Donkey Kong couldn't help but notice the large bulge in front of Mister Big T's pants that held an obviously exquisite low-lying fruit. Aroused by what he saw, the ape got off his perch and placed himself in front of the stairwell leading to Pauline and captured Mister Big T. Instead his usual smirk after Mister Big T's demise, Donkey Kong proceeded to peel away Mister Big T's pants, exposing a firm banana that he proceeded to enjoy. Satisfied by the meal he had just finished, Donkey Kong fell to the floor and into a deep slumber, while Mister Big T victoriously rezipped his pants and saved Pauline, achieving a new High Score!
Mister Big T was climbing upward level by level, through the slanted platforms and ladders, avoiding or jumping over the rolling barrels being tossed by Donkey Kong, who held his girlfriend Pauline hostage.
Once Mister Big T was within sight, Donkey Kong couldn't help but notice the large bulge in front of Mister Big T's pants that held an obviously exquisite low-lying fruit. Aroused by what he saw, the ape got off his perch and placed himself in front of the stairwell leading to Pauline and captured Mister Big T. Instead his usual smirk after Mister Big T's demise, Donkey Kong proceeded to peel away Mister Big T's pants, exposing a firm banana that he proceeded to enjoy. Satisfied by the meal he had just finished, Donkey Kong fell to the floor and into a deep slumber, while Mister Big T victoriously rezipped his pants and saved Pauline, achieving a new High Score!
Oh, shucks! I fell into LockeZ double post trap. I leave my exercise in self-humiliation for tomorrow once inspiration strikes again ...
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Luigi: Well...if Mario's gone to clean up edchuy's pipes, that musta mean that you're free for the job.
MirrorMasq: :(
Luigi: GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE!!!
MirrorMasq: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: ...There's a reason why he's called "Gay Luigi," and you just found that out.
MirrorMasq: :(
Luigi: GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE!!!
MirrorMasq: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: ...There's a reason why he's called "Gay Luigi," and you just found that out.
As Addit opened the door to the Mushroom House of Iced Land, he gathered a waft of erotic incense. There, across the room, a mushroom man named Toad, was lounging in a lonely state. Caressing one of three treasure chests with an idle finger. When Addit entered fully, Toad gave him a lopsided grin that displayed amusement and lust.
In a sultry voice, Toad said, "Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way."
Excitement glistened on Addit's face. At once, he chose box #2! Toad stood up, walked over to the middle of the three chests and stood behind it. For a moment, Toad awkwardly fumbled with something in the back of the box while standing upright.
"Alright," he said, "Open it up."
Addit with the grace of a swan, lifted the box lid, and found to his delight, a Magic Mushroom! However, it was attached to the back wall of the chest.
"Put it into your mouth. Suck it. That's how you get the magic out. Go on..."
Trembling at the lips, Addit moved down to his knees. And opened his mouth.
"Will it make me bigger?" Addit wondered, coyly.
"You're already big," the Mushroom Man said, running a finger down Addit's innocent cheek. "But it will give you a highscore."
Satisfied with this explanation, Addit lowered his head down onto the Magic Mushroom and began to tickle it with his tongue.
"Oh, it moved!" Addit gasped.
Just then, Addit felt the warm hand of Toad grab the back of his hair and force his head down. "Ohhh..." Toad moaned. "Take your prize, and shut up!"
In a sultry voice, Toad said, "Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way."
Excitement glistened on Addit's face. At once, he chose box #2! Toad stood up, walked over to the middle of the three chests and stood behind it. For a moment, Toad awkwardly fumbled with something in the back of the box while standing upright.
"Alright," he said, "Open it up."
Addit with the grace of a swan, lifted the box lid, and found to his delight, a Magic Mushroom! However, it was attached to the back wall of the chest.
"Put it into your mouth. Suck it. That's how you get the magic out. Go on..."
Trembling at the lips, Addit moved down to his knees. And opened his mouth.
"Will it make me bigger?" Addit wondered, coyly.
"You're already big," the Mushroom Man said, running a finger down Addit's innocent cheek. "But it will give you a highscore."
Satisfied with this explanation, Addit lowered his head down onto the Magic Mushroom and began to tickle it with his tongue.
"Oh, it moved!" Addit gasped.
Just then, Addit felt the warm hand of Toad grab the back of his hair and force his head down. "Ohhh..." Toad moaned. "Take your prize, and shut up!"
Dudesoft sprinted down the corridor of the failing spaceship, his charged beam disintegrating a Metroid that was flying at his face. Beside him, Samus Aran kept pace, fighting off her own share of the enemies.
"Quick, in here!" she shouted, grabbing Dudesoft mid-step and pulling him into a darkened storage room. As she shut the door, Dudesoft heard the fading sound of metroids as they flew further into the complex, then nothing but the pulse of blood rushing in his ears.
"You did good back there, rookie," Samus said, turning on a torch to provide some light. In the glow of the torch, Dudesoft could see how beautiful her eyes were. She caught him staring and he looked away, chastened.
"Countless fanboys have spent their lonely nights fantasising about what I have under this ridiculously large and bulky suit," said Samus matter-of-factly. "What makes you any different?"
"Well," began Dudesoft, "I am never a soft dude."
Samus blushed at his bold words and began to remove her armour. This took several hours because Jesus Christ have you seen the suit I mean how does she even go to the toilet in that thing honestly.
As she approached Dudesoft, who at that point certainly was not a soft dude, wearing nothing but the skintight blue suit we've all seen her in now that we've played Super Smash Bros: Brawl and most of us have completed Super Metroid even though the sprite wasn't that detailed and we couldn't really see anything, she whispered. "Now let me show you my screw attack."
"Quick, in here!" she shouted, grabbing Dudesoft mid-step and pulling him into a darkened storage room. As she shut the door, Dudesoft heard the fading sound of metroids as they flew further into the complex, then nothing but the pulse of blood rushing in his ears.
"You did good back there, rookie," Samus said, turning on a torch to provide some light. In the glow of the torch, Dudesoft could see how beautiful her eyes were. She caught him staring and he looked away, chastened.
"Countless fanboys have spent their lonely nights fantasising about what I have under this ridiculously large and bulky suit," said Samus matter-of-factly. "What makes you any different?"
"Well," began Dudesoft, "I am never a soft dude."
Samus blushed at his bold words and began to remove her armour. This took several hours because Jesus Christ have you seen the suit I mean how does she even go to the toilet in that thing honestly.
As she approached Dudesoft, who at that point certainly was not a soft dude, wearing nothing but the skintight blue suit we've all seen her in now that we've played Super Smash Bros: Brawl and most of us have completed Super Metroid even though the sprite wasn't that detailed and we couldn't really see anything, she whispered. "Now let me show you my screw attack."
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Trihan looked around in the dark cave. A keese flew by him, and he knew this meant trouble. He went to look around when a piercing scream made him freeze in place. Suddenly Trihan felt a dry body against his own. A beefjerkey-like object was writhing around in his tights. Trihan looked in terror as a brown hand covered his mouth, and an unwelcome smell crept up his nose. Suddenly he felt the beef jerkey move...
Zeuzio
3787
The Lylat System had yet again been saved, and Team Starfox was celebrating aboard the Great Fox. Suddenly, Fox said to the other teammates: "Hey guys, I need to say a few words to our new recruit." After Peppy, Slippy, and Falco left, it was just Fox and Jeroen.
"What'd you want to say to me, boss?" questioned Jeroen innocently.
"We sure piloted our arwings well, huh?" replied Fox.
"Uh, sure. You were great..." responded Jeroen, puzzled by the curious question. Fox smiled lustfully, and asked "Wanna see where else I can pilot my 'arwing'"?
Surprised, Jeroen stammered "Wh-what do you mean by that!?"
"I mean..." Fox said, "I want to fly my arwing in Uranus."
"That's not even a planet in this universe!"
"Exactly."
"What'd you want to say to me, boss?" questioned Jeroen innocently.
"We sure piloted our arwings well, huh?" replied Fox.
"Uh, sure. You were great..." responded Jeroen, puzzled by the curious question. Fox smiled lustfully, and asked "Wanna see where else I can pilot my 'arwing'"?
Surprised, Jeroen stammered "Wh-what do you mean by that!?"
"I mean..." Fox said, "I want to fly my arwing in Uranus."
"That's not even a planet in this universe!"
"Exactly."
Bad erotic fan fiction is relevant forever. Why did people stop posting here?
Yuna smiled pleasantly at Zeuzio despite him waking her up. Then she realized the time - she had kept her other guardians waiting! The temple's electric workings buzzed softly in the background as the usually calm girl threw herself in to a tizzy.
"Oh, I'm sorry! So sorry!" her hair a mess, her whole demeanor was laughable really.
"Calm down, Yuna." Zeuzio shot her a loving smile. "You need to brush your hair first." Zeuzio grabbed the comb off of the table nearby.
"Oh, I-I can do it..." Yuna blushed a dark shade of crimson at the prospect of Zeuzio brushing her hair.
"Nonsense~<3" Zeuzio cooed and sat in the bed with Yuna. At first she resisted, but the rhythmic combing of her hair calmed her. She looked back to Zeuzio, her cheeks even more flushed than previously. Yuna made her move - she slid back into Zeuzio and craned her neck to lock with Zeuzio in a passionate kiss.
Hours later, the guardians finally saw Yuna and Zeuzio leave the temple. Her hair was even messier than before it was combed.
Yuna smiled pleasantly at Zeuzio despite him waking her up. Then she realized the time - she had kept her other guardians waiting! The temple's electric workings buzzed softly in the background as the usually calm girl threw herself in to a tizzy.
"Oh, I'm sorry! So sorry!" her hair a mess, her whole demeanor was laughable really.
"Calm down, Yuna." Zeuzio shot her a loving smile. "You need to brush your hair first." Zeuzio grabbed the comb off of the table nearby.
"Oh, I-I can do it..." Yuna blushed a dark shade of crimson at the prospect of Zeuzio brushing her hair.
"Nonsense~<3" Zeuzio cooed and sat in the bed with Yuna. At first she resisted, but the rhythmic combing of her hair calmed her. She looked back to Zeuzio, her cheeks even more flushed than previously. Yuna made her move - she slid back into Zeuzio and craned her neck to lock with Zeuzio in a passionate kiss.
Hours later, the guardians finally saw Yuna and Zeuzio leave the temple. Her hair was even messier than before it was combed.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
A mighty battle raged in the Twisted Treeline. Mighty forces battled. Mighty heroes battled.
Kassadin, who was battling mightily, had an erection.
They were twelve minutes into the game, and he had been laning against a new champion to the field, Gourd Clae, who was a total slut. He had been taunting Kassadin from the safety of his turret, insulting his sexual prowess. Gourd Clae hadn't been taking Kassadin seriously, but that was about to change, as he had just hit level 6.
Kassadin loosened his belt buckle with a satisfying *clink*, and let drop his cloak to the ground. Gourd Clae's eyes widened as he beheld a sight not meant for mortal eyes: Kassadin's purple, throbbing, veiny VOID-COCK. He possessed three glowing testicles and a girth as long and as thick as Tryndamere's sword-arm.
Gourd's expression shifted to that of fear. His mouth hung agape as Kassadin void-walked past the horde of minions and tower-dived straight into Gourd Clae's unsuspecting mouth.
Kassadin, who was battling mightily, had an erection.
They were twelve minutes into the game, and he had been laning against a new champion to the field, Gourd Clae, who was a total slut. He had been taunting Kassadin from the safety of his turret, insulting his sexual prowess. Gourd Clae hadn't been taking Kassadin seriously, but that was about to change, as he had just hit level 6.
Kassadin loosened his belt buckle with a satisfying *clink*, and let drop his cloak to the ground. Gourd Clae's eyes widened as he beheld a sight not meant for mortal eyes: Kassadin's purple, throbbing, veiny VOID-COCK. He possessed three glowing testicles and a girth as long and as thick as Tryndamere's sword-arm.
Gourd's expression shifted to that of fear. His mouth hung agape as Kassadin void-walked past the horde of minions and tower-dived straight into Gourd Clae's unsuspecting mouth.
Edgar: Hey LockeZ.
LockeZ: What?
Edgar: …What do you think about Terra?
LockeZ: ...She’s okay, I guess.
Edgar: …What do you think about me then?
LockeZ: Huh? Well, I guess, um…you’re an okay kinda guy…I guess.
Edgar: No. What do you REALLY think about me?
LockeZ: Huh?
Edgar: …I’ve been watching you from afar, LockeZ.
LockeZ: H-Hey – what are you doin’!?
Edgar: That potion that used on me in that last battle, that wasn’t just because, right?
LockeZ: Of course it was; you needed to be healed, you doofus.
Edgar: No, that wasn’t it.
LockeZ: H-Hey – whadda doin’ man!?
Edgar: *squeeze*
LockeZ: STOP IT!
Edgar: I’ve suddenly found my newest attraction.
LockeZ: HELP! RAPE!!! TERRA!!!
Terra: …What are you guys doing?
Edgar: …Cuddling.
Terra: Oh… Is that what that is?
LockeZ: HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!
Terra: It sounds like he doesn’t like it.
Edgar: Oh – he does!
LockeZ: What?
Edgar: …What do you think about Terra?
LockeZ: ...She’s okay, I guess.
Edgar: …What do you think about me then?
LockeZ: Huh? Well, I guess, um…you’re an okay kinda guy…I guess.
Edgar: No. What do you REALLY think about me?
LockeZ: Huh?
Edgar: …I’ve been watching you from afar, LockeZ.
LockeZ: H-Hey – what are you doin’!?
Edgar: That potion that used on me in that last battle, that wasn’t just because, right?
LockeZ: Of course it was; you needed to be healed, you doofus.
Edgar: No, that wasn’t it.
LockeZ: H-Hey – whadda doin’ man!?
Edgar: *squeeze*
LockeZ: STOP IT!
Edgar: I’ve suddenly found my newest attraction.
LockeZ: HELP! RAPE!!! TERRA!!!
Terra: …What are you guys doing?
Edgar: …Cuddling.
Terra: Oh… Is that what that is?
LockeZ: HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!
Terra: It sounds like he doesn’t like it.
Edgar: Oh – he does!
Addit aka Professor Know it All
and Charles Xavier (Yeah he's in a video game.)
Charles: You know Addit we are both professors.
I find your intellect stimulating.
Addit: But Charles you're in a wheel chair.
I couldn't even imagine how it would
be possible for us to be together.
Charles: Use your mind Addit. You are a professor.
Take that lotion over there and rub it
between your hands. I want you to give me
a head massage.
Addit: You want me to massage your bald head.
How will that help?
Charles: Stop asking questions. Just do
it. You will see.
(Addit places uses the special lotion to rub
Charles' bald head.)
Charles: That's how you do it. Now clear your
mind and we can join each other's thoughts.
Addit: The stimulation of your brain is so overwhelming.
I'm getting giddy just thinking about it.
Charles: Don't rush it Addit. Focus on the head message
and let my thoughts enter you.
DR1988
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After their 3 minutes of romance, Yuna left the spring and returned to the group.
Tidus on the other hand, treasured the moment and delved into his obvious sensitive profile. Tears kept running down his cheeks while he watched fireflies mirror on the water's surface. There was only one wish he had that night: moments like this shouldn't cease so quickly.
Despite him sobbing like a baby, he noticed the sound of breaking roots under someone's sneaky steps. Hoping Yuna had turned around, he uncovered his torso still facing the other way towards the tree.
Tidus took a few slow steps and leaned towards it's stem before he felt the sensational touch of breasts firmly pressed against his back.
"Oh Yuna, dem tits are so good... I want to see them, caress them and maybe motorboat a little..."
"Hush darling. Do not spoil our fun with your foolish words", kory - who happens to sound very samiliar to Yuna - whispered.
"You know, whenever you open that mouth of yours you ruin the arousement your brave actions cause within me.", she added and reached around his slender waist between the legs. "I see your arousement hasn't been ruined yet"
"It certainly hasn't. If I may take another aproach at conversation... I wonder how it affects me when your mouth opens wide, and swallows your pride along with my..."
"Heh, turn around and we'll see. Best not let Yuna know about this, though.", kory responded.
"WTF!?" Tidus shouted on the turn, grabbed his legs and cried even more
Tidus on the other hand, treasured the moment and delved into his obvious sensitive profile. Tears kept running down his cheeks while he watched fireflies mirror on the water's surface. There was only one wish he had that night: moments like this shouldn't cease so quickly.
Despite him sobbing like a baby, he noticed the sound of breaking roots under someone's sneaky steps. Hoping Yuna had turned around, he uncovered his torso still facing the other way towards the tree.
Tidus took a few slow steps and leaned towards it's stem before he felt the sensational touch of breasts firmly pressed against his back.
"Oh Yuna, dem tits are so good... I want to see them, caress them and maybe motorboat a little..."
"Hush darling. Do not spoil our fun with your foolish words", kory - who happens to sound very samiliar to Yuna - whispered.
"You know, whenever you open that mouth of yours you ruin the arousement your brave actions cause within me.", she added and reached around his slender waist between the legs. "I see your arousement hasn't been ruined yet"
"It certainly hasn't. If I may take another aproach at conversation... I wonder how it affects me when your mouth opens wide, and swallows your pride along with my..."
"Heh, turn around and we'll see. Best not let Yuna know about this, though.", kory responded.
"WTF!?" Tidus shouted on the turn, grabbed his legs and cried even more
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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I AM REVIVING THIS THREAD
DR1988 and Mighty No. 9 plugged themselves into the same circuitboard and shivered with ecstasy. They could feel the ones and zeroes flowing into them. It was a very intimate, personal connection. The data flowed between them unhindered, and each could feel the other's thoughts and feelings, not to mention their shivers and sweat. But the data circuit still only formed a single line, beginning with the robot and ending with the game developer. "Now let's complete the circuit," said Mighty No. 9 as he opened his oral port and allowed DR1988's tongue to jack in.
DR1988 and Mighty No. 9 plugged themselves into the same circuitboard and shivered with ecstasy. They could feel the ones and zeroes flowing into them. It was a very intimate, personal connection. The data flowed between them unhindered, and each could feel the other's thoughts and feelings, not to mention their shivers and sweat. But the data circuit still only formed a single line, beginning with the robot and ending with the game developer. "Now let's complete the circuit," said Mighty No. 9 as he opened his oral port and allowed DR1988's tongue to jack in.
