IF YOU COULD INVENT ONE THING....
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What would it be?
Since I'm tired of this "no carbs" thing, I'd invent just for the hell of it a "cereal" called Meaties. Dried up meat cut into flakes, that you put milk on, for a cow milk experience.
On a more serious note, there are plenty of things that I'd like to improve but most of them are cultural rather than technological.
Since I'm tired of this "no carbs" thing, I'd invent just for the hell of it a "cereal" called Meaties. Dried up meat cut into flakes, that you put milk on, for a cow milk experience.
On a more serious note, there are plenty of things that I'd like to improve but most of them are cultural rather than technological.
An ashtray for your car that fits into any cup holder. It would have some kind of covering, or enclosed hole, so that any wind wouldn't blow ashes around the car. I've already put some thought into this heh
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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A programming language that can read my mind, and does what I meant instead of what I typed.
A machine that allows two people to temporarily wire their brains into one another's. Such that they both temporarily share the same mental space and therefore can read each other's thoughts, look into their memories, and can acquire glimpses into the innermost facets of their psyche. But it's less of a "now you can read his/her thoughts" sort of deal and more of a "now the two of you are sharing your brain with each other."
So, a mind-meld machine. But not stupid.
So, a mind-meld machine. But not stupid.
A gibberish widgetgadget that allows me to magically fling my fist towards Fred Savage, the joffrey dude from gay of thrones or any other celebrity with a punchable face.
A silver spoon that has a fork side on the other end of it.
TRY SPOONING WITH THAT NOW, MR. NIGHTOWL!
TRY SPOONING WITH THAT NOW, MR. NIGHTOWL!
A machine that converts salt water to freshwater cheaply and efficiently.
Sell it and be rich forever!
If that doesn't work, I can always invent an inter-dimensional portal to bring back "The abandoned" and conquer the world with them.
Either one.
Sell it and be rich forever!
If that doesn't work, I can always invent an inter-dimensional portal to bring back "The abandoned" and conquer the world with them.
Either one.
A back-scratcher that gives you milkshakes whenever it scratches your back.
It can also straighten hair and compliment your looks. And it sprays babe-attracting Lysol on you. Mmmmm.
It can also straighten hair and compliment your looks. And it sprays babe-attracting Lysol on you. Mmmmm.
author=zacheatscrackers
A back-scratcher that gives you milkshakes whenever it scratches your back.
I hope you don't have Mister Dr Professor Patrick making that.
Came up with this last night while watching some panty commercial on TV.
There should totally be a machine that sews and dyes clothing according to a computer specs, like you pick from designs and you pick the colors used and it spits out jeans, shirts, underwear, etc from a dispenser.
I totally wanna wear solid green from head to toe and buy clothes by exact specification.
There should totally be a machine that sews and dyes clothing according to a computer specs, like you pick from designs and you pick the colors used and it spits out jeans, shirts, underwear, etc from a dispenser.
I totally wanna wear solid green from head to toe and buy clothes by exact specification.
there are a good few stores that just stock basic items in a variety of colours, if you're willing to look. American Apparel, for instance, if you're willing to overpay a bit.
there are already a good few cheap and effective filtration and distillation methods around, and more in development! they're largely a humanitarian thing, because sources of clean freshwater are such a critical concern in many developing countries. it isn't a field with all that much money in it.
author=seiromem
A machine that converts salt water to freshwater cheaply and efficiently.
Sell it and be rich forever!
there are already a good few cheap and effective filtration and distillation methods around, and more in development! they're largely a humanitarian thing, because sources of clean freshwater are such a critical concern in many developing countries. it isn't a field with all that much money in it.
PlatinumAshes
I am now certain that you are not scum and are just town trying to play scum as hard as possible.
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author=LockeZ
A programming language that can read my mind, and does what I meant instead of what I typed.
Take my money please
all of it.
I concur on the programming language. I would like to donate everyone elses money in this topic to that cause as well. I'd give you mine but I currently don't have enough to assist with anything.
As for me, I would invent robots with an AI that's smarter than half the people in the human race, and then have them seize all the game making companies, and have my robots start making real console games again. The quality keeps declining, and the companies abuse dlc to no end to extort our money. 25$ for a 15-30 min side story? no thank you. I have no problem with some game series, but a lot of them are really getting butchered.
As for me, I would invent robots with an AI that's smarter than half the people in the human race, and then have them seize all the game making companies, and have my robots start making real console games again. The quality keeps declining, and the companies abuse dlc to no end to extort our money. 25$ for a 15-30 min side story? no thank you. I have no problem with some game series, but a lot of them are really getting butchered.
A law that says we get to keep the blasted money we earn, and spend it ourselves (or at least give it to whomever we know that needs it), and not, say, have it stolen from us to give to some looser to study garbage like cow gas, or so that some hypocritical politician can badmouth rich people while greasing the palms of all his rich friends with taxpayer money, or himself taking multi-million dollar vacations with the whole family in brand new designer clothing... instead of paying for the roads, like what it's meant for.
I think this invention would pretty much cut the need for welfare in half, or more, and improve the quality of life for almost all of us, drastically. Especially if we could actually afford to help those we know who are in need, instead of just driving them to the welfare office because we're on the verge of going there ourselves.
If I got a #2, it would be a zoning law that says, if it's hooked up to electric and sewer, and you want to live in it, you can live in it, on any piece of land in the country that you've paid for, as long as it's not an eyesore, even if it IS only 92 square feet big. (Hooray for tiny houses! ^o^ )
I think this invention would pretty much cut the need for welfare in half, or more, and improve the quality of life for almost all of us, drastically. Especially if we could actually afford to help those we know who are in need, instead of just driving them to the welfare office because we're on the verge of going there ourselves.
If I got a #2, it would be a zoning law that says, if it's hooked up to electric and sewer, and you want to live in it, you can live in it, on any piece of land in the country that you've paid for, as long as it's not an eyesore, even if it IS only 92 square feet big. (Hooray for tiny houses! ^o^ )
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