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DUNGEONS & DRAG-QUEENS: CAPED COSPLAY!
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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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LockeZ
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CloseYou would rather kill the goblins than give up your string
geez man, cold
Fine, give me your pants then. We can tie them up with your pants. We can't use mine because they might disappear as soon as I transform back into a rock person.
geez man, cold
Fine, give me your pants then. We can tie them up with your pants. We can't use mine because they might disappear as soon as I transform back into a rock person.
Arandomgamemaker
1629
I wonder what that wizard is on about. Wes, go see if you can deal with the brawlers. I'll go see what the wizard wants.
MajoracanKing
201
Ok, ok we'll use my string. Let's only use like four feet of it though. We can't use it all. Me taking off my pants probably isn't a good idea. I didn't really want to kill them in the first place.
Wha? The brawlers? You mean Olas and Furto fighting over there? I'd rather not get involved in those two's affairs...
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Diamond and Rift
After much deliberation over the lives of the two goblins (such a frightening topic that both goblins pass out cold), you both tie up the captives.
-4 feet of Precious String
The way to Onesville is without a road, but you do find a path. It is lightly worn. As if one person were the only traveller on it.
In fact there's one now! It's a gross-looking man. Though you don't know him personally, it is Turto LeFarte. His greasy black hair is flicked aside by annoyed fingers. He is so preoccupied yelling at himself for f-ing up that he doesn't notice you both duck behind a large rock.
LeFarte continues onwards, and you hear him say, "Stupid wizards. They'll see. Once Vulgate arrives. They'll all see. Praise, Shthuli! They'll ALL SEE."
Do you stop him or continue along to Onesville?
Diamond is in 16-Year Old Ranma ½ ♀ for 2 Game Posts
Wes
What does the wizard say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
The wizard seems slightly insane. However, he eyes up Wes.
"I have seen your future, Wes. You will become our FABULOUS!! saviour. Please... Take this..."
Aridath reaches into his side pouch and pulls out a FABULOUS!! outfit. Kind of like a rainbow coloured superman suit, with a W instead of a S. He then blesses his own staff and turns it into a rainbow staff.
POWER UP! YOU ARE NOW THE FABULOUS!! WES!
Rhys
As you near the royal rumble of Olas and Fur to, you can hear the lady screaming, I will never marry you!"
She follows this with a flying elbow to his face. Furto is thrown into the ropes of some weird arena that had been quickly erected by the town carpenters.
It's very similar to WWF arenas, except that you've never heard of WWF.
there's a folding chair nearby. Do you pass it to Olas or Fur to?
Diamond and Rift
After much deliberation over the lives of the two goblins (such a frightening topic that both goblins pass out cold), you both tie up the captives.
-4 feet of Precious String
The way to Onesville is without a road, but you do find a path. It is lightly worn. As if one person were the only traveller on it.
In fact there's one now! It's a gross-looking man. Though you don't know him personally, it is Turto LeFarte. His greasy black hair is flicked aside by annoyed fingers. He is so preoccupied yelling at himself for f-ing up that he doesn't notice you both duck behind a large rock.
LeFarte continues onwards, and you hear him say, "Stupid wizards. They'll see. Once Vulgate arrives. They'll all see. Praise, Shthuli! They'll ALL SEE."
Do you stop him or continue along to Onesville?
Diamond is in 16-Year Old Ranma ½ ♀ for 2 Game Posts
Wes
What does the wizard say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
The wizard seems slightly insane. However, he eyes up Wes.
"I have seen your future, Wes. You will become our FABULOUS!! saviour. Please... Take this..."
Aridath reaches into his side pouch and pulls out a FABULOUS!! outfit. Kind of like a rainbow coloured superman suit, with a W instead of a S. He then blesses his own staff and turns it into a rainbow staff.
POWER UP! YOU ARE NOW THE FABULOUS!! WES!
Rhys
As you near the royal rumble of Olas and Fur to, you can hear the lady screaming, I will never marry you!"
She follows this with a flying elbow to his face. Furto is thrown into the ropes of some weird arena that had been quickly erected by the town carpenters.
It's very similar to WWF arenas, except that you've never heard of WWF.
there's a folding chair nearby. Do you pass it to Olas or Fur to?
Oh. My. Goooooooooood this is the most FABULOUS!! outfit eveeeer! I'll put it on right away! And what does this staff do anyway? Hmm... ooh, I'll see what it does by trying it out on Furto! I may not want to help Olas but that Furto guy is pretty annoying...
MajoracanKing
201
That guy is giving me some bad vibes. Lets stop him and interrogate him! I'll ask him who these Vulgate and Shthuli fellows are. Let's not be violent at first; however, if he resist we'll just have to repeat our last interrogation. Unless ,of course, you'd like to do the honors this time.
Arandomgamemaker
1629
Neither. I'll step in the middle of them and see what the problem is. (I'll probably have to take a few punches in the process ._.)
Just a (probably irrelevant and unimportant) thing Dudesoft: I'm left-handed, so I'd probably hold my Rainbow Staff in my LEFT hand.
other than that it's good.
other than that it's good.
Arandomgamemaker
1629
Quick question. Do those rainbow shoes allow you to jump while you're hovering?
author=Arandomgamemaker
Quick question. Do those rainbow shoes allow you to jump while you're hovering?
That is a very good question.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
author=DudesoftShouldn't this number be lower by now? It was 4 game posts a while ago.
Diamond is in 16-Year Old Ranma ½ ♀ for 4 Game Posts
Anyway, yeah, I start out by pretending to be friendly and sympathetic to whatever he's talking about. ROLL TO PERSUADE
author=Dudesoft
What does the wizard say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
WHAT THE WIZ SAY?
I've been listening to that stupid song all day ever since I read this.
Game Post 39
Diamond and Alex Rift
Playing the old Nice Cop Bad Cop deal, you ransack Turto LeFarte so that his spine nearly breaks against the rock you hid behind. The man's face is revealed to you, and it is repulsive. It's almost everything you can do to stay your vomit.
While Rift rolls up his sleeves and prepares a Batman impersonation, Diamond rolls a 19 for persuasion. The ugly man is without a heart, but he does presently have a boner for the 16 year old hottie. This man is secretly a pedophile apparently. Or not so secretly, as he begins to like his lips and eye up Diamond.
Once the man is soothed and aroused by Diamond, Rift leaps in with the moonlight blaring behind him.
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?" Rift yells in his guttery tone.
"You think you can make me talk with threats?"
Rift then gets Diamond to lift the man up; LeFarte is within back-breaking back breaking distant from the rock. Apparently Diamond's giant rock man strength transfers to his transformations? Or this 16 year old is just strong. Worth looking into...
"You can't expect me to talk!"
"No. I expect you to fall." Rift turns away as Diamond drops LeFarte.
His back breaks like a twig, and he lies on the ground motionlessly crying in agony. "You fools! This will not slow the advance of the Dark Army!"
"Who is leading the army?" Batman-Rift asks.
"Vladimir Vulgate, of course!" Turto LeFarte explained.
"Why?!?"
"Your scare tactics don't work on me!" LeFarte groaned.
"Then, why not just answer a few widdle question-westions?" the 16 year old asks, having now undone her top a little.
"Well, okay.. ahuh hu hu hu..." LeFarte replies, forgetting his broken back and fact he cannot get another erection. "Vladimir Vulgate is the regional leader of the Dark Army, who ultimately worship Shthuli, the Undead One. I was seeded into the Onesville walls to take over the castle so that they would be defenseless to the Dark Army. Of course some blasted adventurers showed up and ruined my control situation, now they're all partying or something."
Diamond is in 16-Year Old Ranma ½ ♀ for 1 Game Posts
Rhys and Wes
As Olas and Furto LeFarte simultaneously punch Rhys in either side of the head, knocking him unconscious, Wes arrives in full FABULOUS!!ness. The colours are pacifying, truly.
Both of them stop fighting. Olas because she is completely overwhelmed with love for Wes, and Furto because the sight of such vibrant colours do physical damage to his eyes.
Furto is now blind forever, and feeling his way around the arena.
"Where's my bride?!" Furto grumbles.
"She's with the man she loves," Olas pronounces, jumping into Wes's unaccepting arms. Though she falls to the floor, she does cling to his hovering feet.
Then Bruce Baker arrives and sees the situation for what it is. "Why have I been so blind? Daughter, do you truly love this man?"
The lavish bliss in Olas' words unfurl around the room. "Yes, father."
"Then it is settled! We shall have you wed at once. No more of this Furto LeFarte. I've never been pleased at the thought, a Baker would be with a LeFarte."
There is an eruption of cheers from the longhouse, which you hadn't noticed had become very quiet and intently watching the Olas vs Furto fight. Now everyone cheers in unison at the wedding to be.
"Tell us your name, stranger, so we might know you better!" Bruce Baker asks the FABULOUS!! Wes.
This is the moment that Rhys wakes up.
Diamond and Alex Rift
Playing the old Nice Cop Bad Cop deal, you ransack Turto LeFarte so that his spine nearly breaks against the rock you hid behind. The man's face is revealed to you, and it is repulsive. It's almost everything you can do to stay your vomit.
While Rift rolls up his sleeves and prepares a Batman impersonation, Diamond rolls a 19 for persuasion. The ugly man is without a heart, but he does presently have a boner for the 16 year old hottie. This man is secretly a pedophile apparently. Or not so secretly, as he begins to like his lips and eye up Diamond.
Once the man is soothed and aroused by Diamond, Rift leaps in with the moonlight blaring behind him.
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?" Rift yells in his guttery tone.
"You think you can make me talk with threats?"
Rift then gets Diamond to lift the man up; LeFarte is within back-breaking back breaking distant from the rock. Apparently Diamond's giant rock man strength transfers to his transformations? Or this 16 year old is just strong. Worth looking into...
"You can't expect me to talk!"
"No. I expect you to fall." Rift turns away as Diamond drops LeFarte.
His back breaks like a twig, and he lies on the ground motionlessly crying in agony. "You fools! This will not slow the advance of the Dark Army!"
"Who is leading the army?" Batman-Rift asks.
"Vladimir Vulgate, of course!" Turto LeFarte explained.
"Why?!?"
"Your scare tactics don't work on me!" LeFarte groaned.
"Then, why not just answer a few widdle question-westions?" the 16 year old asks, having now undone her top a little.
"Well, okay.. ahuh hu hu hu..." LeFarte replies, forgetting his broken back and fact he cannot get another erection. "Vladimir Vulgate is the regional leader of the Dark Army, who ultimately worship Shthuli, the Undead One. I was seeded into the Onesville walls to take over the castle so that they would be defenseless to the Dark Army. Of course some blasted adventurers showed up and ruined my control situation, now they're all partying or something."
Diamond is in 16-Year Old Ranma ½ ♀ for 1 Game Posts
Rhys and Wes
As Olas and Furto LeFarte simultaneously punch Rhys in either side of the head, knocking him unconscious, Wes arrives in full FABULOUS!!ness. The colours are pacifying, truly.
Both of them stop fighting. Olas because she is completely overwhelmed with love for Wes, and Furto because the sight of such vibrant colours do physical damage to his eyes.
Furto is now blind forever, and feeling his way around the arena.
"Where's my bride?!" Furto grumbles.
"She's with the man she loves," Olas pronounces, jumping into Wes's unaccepting arms. Though she falls to the floor, she does cling to his hovering feet.
Then Bruce Baker arrives and sees the situation for what it is. "Why have I been so blind? Daughter, do you truly love this man?"
The lavish bliss in Olas' words unfurl around the room. "Yes, father."
"Then it is settled! We shall have you wed at once. No more of this Furto LeFarte. I've never been pleased at the thought, a Baker would be with a LeFarte."
There is an eruption of cheers from the longhouse, which you hadn't noticed had become very quiet and intently watching the Olas vs Furto fight. Now everyone cheers in unison at the wedding to be.
"Tell us your name, stranger, so we might know you better!" Bruce Baker asks the FABULOUS!! Wes.
This is the moment that Rhys wakes up.
Oh, goddammit! No! I'm scared of commitment! I don't even like this chick!
"Um, my name's Wes. A-And I have a fiancee back at home, so I couldn't possibly marry Olas! V-Very sorry!"
Now get up Rhys, 'cuz we need to get out of here!
"Um, my name's Wes. A-And I have a fiancee back at home, so I couldn't possibly marry Olas! V-Very sorry!"
Now get up Rhys, 'cuz we need to get out of here!
Arandomgamemaker
1629
"You should probably put on normal clothes, Wes" I say to the crowd.
In an undertone, I say so only Wes can hear me "We need to avoid leaving as much as possible. Something major could go down soon, and I have a feeling we may need to help. What if those ghosts sent us to this time period intentionally?"
In an undertone, I say so only Wes can hear me "We need to avoid leaving as much as possible. Something major could go down soon, and I have a feeling we may need to help. What if those ghosts sent us to this time period intentionally?"
