^ Shovel Knight... and called me an "IT" :x

< Is not an "IT" :(

v Has agreed to become my personal assistant, and will tend to all of those annoying things I don't feel like doing.
^ I'm petitioning for homunculi rights, we will not be slaved

< Too lazy and indifferent to be an activist

V Will do all the activist activities for me
The TM is for Totally Magical.
^ Depends on your focus of activism, but I'm probably already doing it.

< Favorite fruit is strawberry. Favorite juice is orange juice.

V Despises all fruit.
^ Does this mean that I have to suddenly throw away this orange that I’m currently eating right now? I mean, I just spent the last two minutes trying to peel the SOB…

< Is wondering why the hell is the entire city of San Francisco rioting over the Giants winning the World Series in 7 but the Kansas City Royals, the team that lost in the final at home, isn’t at all – but we do, the people of Vancouver, if we happen to lose in the finals! Ugh…

v Joins in on the rioting.
who could forget dear ratboy
^Probably isn't under the influence of a drug right now.

<Probably is under the influence of a drug right now. That counts as rioting RIGHT?

vIs currently being peer pressured to get under the influence of drugs right now.
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
^ What he is saying isn't true about me.

< What he says is questionable.

v What he/she says is absolute.
The TM is for Totally Magical.
^ Will swear fealty to me.

< Is working towards his ultimate goal. Imagination is the true power of man.

V Is someone I respect.
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
^ Is running a risk with that statement

< is wondering which of the games on my list I should play next

v considered starting their own cult then decided to give it up as too much effort and decided to order take away food instead.
The TM is for Totally Magical.
^ Still managed to post right after me, as I had hoped. There are others...

< Is wondering whether or not to take a break from gam mak altogether to get some writing done on his book.

V Is also writing a book. Cheese will be heavily featured.
^ Wants to know who is copying his book about cheese-induced murder

< Is going to make food and start playing some random games

v wants his game reviewed
^ Hopefully made that food and wasted countless hours enjoying games.

< If I had a game ready to be reviewed, I'd certainly want that. Alas, my game is a loooooooooong way from that. XD

v Has completed a game.
The TM is for Totally Magical.
^ Yes, and if it's reviewed, all of RMN will see what a shitty dev I am.

< Will hopefully get better at gam mak.

V Is a gam mak wizard.
who could forget dear ratboy
^ Is trying to hide the fact that he's secretly the best game dev of all time.

< Is a wizard who tragically cannot finish casting a gam mak spell due to low mana.

v Is holding out on us.
^ Cannot decide if he is a wizard or a pizza. Wizard pizza, perhaps?

< Is not holding out on you.

v Has already bought lots of wonderful presents for Christmas for me. You're so kind!
^ will receive lots and lots of boxes filled with nothing!

< hasn't prepared a single present yet. Is about to start thinking about it.

v knows better and has already prepared a list he might work through 10 days before Christmas
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
* Got the knows better bit right, and the rest wrong.

< Has a Yule that is a little different to most, for one thing it involves a dragon

v Thinks it is much too early to be thinking about presents.
Max McGee
with sorrow down past the fence
^ just the right amount of wrong

< RUAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

v is not a chicken, you're a turkey
^ Almost correct. I am the offspring of a chicken mother and turkey father. They call me the Chirkey.
< A Chirkey.
V Hybrid of every single bird on the planet.
The TM is for Totally Magical.
^ Has discovered my secret!

< Takes the superhero name "Raptor" and joins the Avengers!

V Is also a superhero!
^ Is way wrong.

< I'd never want to be a super hero. Man, there I am, on a date with a pretty girl and I look out the window and see the ALPHA SIGNAL in the air... and I'd have to drop everything, go change into some ridiculous outfit, just to get a frickin cat out of a tree or something. I'd essentially be a slave to the woes of morons. Ooh, and then I'd have to have an arch-nemesis hellbent on destroying me. No thanks.

v Is better suited to the life of a superhero than me.