RMN'S SEXY DEMOGRAPHICS YOU WANT BUT NEVER GET.

The revival of the "combine two thread titles to make an amusing new title" game! The rules of the game are thus:
1. You can only use 2 topic titles
2. You cannot break up titles into segments. You can only (optionally) cut off the beginning or the end of the topic titles and then combine them.
3. You cannot insert one topic into the middle of another.
4. You can only use recently posted in topics as your source material (first page of the subforum)
5. You cannot change case
6. You cannot add punctuation

Clarifications:
You can, for example, take the first half of one title and combine it with the first half of another title to make the new title. It doesn't have to be the start of one and the end of another. You can also cut off from both ends of a topic title and use that in your combinations (which also implies you can drop punction off the end of topics if you wanted). Thus you can use a middle segment of a topic title. You can also use the whole topic title without any cutting at all and use that to combine with another topic title or segment.

Examples:
RMN writers/authors you would not want to live
Have you ever seen RMN writers/authors?
Post an insane lie about The Japanese
You all ever had that person above you
The Mess-up A Japanese Only Video-Game Thread
The Japanese you would not want to live
RMN writers/authors Trying too hard?
R.I.P. RMN writers/authors
Global Bullshit of that one room-mate?
Shadski draws RMN writers/authors
What exactly IS Something different RMN has not tried yet.

Controversial Topics to hype my shitty games
How do you make multiple alt accounts to hype my shitty games
I'm a douche who created RPG Revolution

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