THROWDOWN! FIGHT TO THE FINISH! WHO WILL SURVIVE!?

The battle of the Princess' is keenly watched by Mario and Luigi!#
Peach strikes first with her classic "Throw a turnip" maneuver but Daisy dodges and returns with throwing a beachball at her. Peach does her bum jump thing from smash and dodges it.
They exchange a fury of turnips and beachballs, Mario and Luigi and Bowser have all been defeated but the two princess friends are still fighting, Peach thinks outside the box, ordering her Toads to form a defencive wall but while that happens Peach is caught off guard and Daisy takes the oportunity and goes in for the kill but is parried and Daisy falls to the ground...
Peach goes over to kiss Mario and Daisy trips her up, then uses all her might to defeat her rival princess once and for all. The foolish Peach was over confident.
DAISY WINS!

For the Next battle, Harold (from MV's rtp), VS Ralph

*Enter Paramount Studios*
Scarlett Johansen Motoko Kusinagi starts watching the original GITS movie in her on-set trailer for reference, when suddenly anime Motoko Kusingai jumps out of the TV.

"The hell!?" says Johansen, right before AMK proceeds to MAJORLY wreck her shit.

"Who's milking GITS for easy money?"
"owwww...n-not me... it's Avi Arad & Stephen Paul...they're producing it. And Rupert Sanders is the director."
"Where are they?"
"In St-Stage 9! please don't wreck my shit anymore!"

"Look guys don't sweat it, if I can get a fairy tale to have a net profit, then some stupid chinese cartoon is no problem!"
*DOOR FLINGS OPEN*
"Hey Scarlett! your costume looks a little weird today."
"Yeah, you almost look animat-"
BIFF!
POP!
CRUNUUNCH!

Naturally, AMK then EVEN MORE MAJORLY wrecks their respective shits upon sight, ever worse than scarlett johansen mokoto kusinagi's shit.

Anime Motoko (Everyone) Loses, cause this movie will eventually exist *sniffles*


NEXT UP ON THROWDOWN! FIGHT TO THE FINISH!:

Skeletor (He-Man) Vs. Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

And Jack Skellington is already dead. A direct missile strike didn't stop him. I've never seen Skeletor pull that off.

Anyway. Harold is RPG Maker MV, he needs constant patches to get him up to snuff. Simon wins by default.

Darth Vader vs. Dark Helmet

Wait, aren't they the OTP? how cruel, fearful! but I don't remember a thing about Kagome aside from her existing, so Inuyassha wins.

Ted (ted) VS Monokuma (Danganronpa)
EDIT2: holy shit


EDIT:lol Just realized all my other posts have completely ignored the "briefly describe" rule but welp

Shodan is unable to combat Cortana. The coding of the year 2114 is unable to keep up with Cortana's code from the year 2531. The anti-virus software far exceeds the hacking capacity of Shodan's archaic architecture. Cortana is likely able to wipe out and/or absorb the data banks of Shodan's vast history, within a millisecond time frame.

Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong (1981) vs. Ecco the Dolphin (1992)

Well, Kerrigan's showed a talent for raining death on people, but if she's destroyed entire worlds while surviving for 65 million years, I must have missed it. Then again, Lavos was taken down by a kid from a medieval village with a princess, a frog, a genius inventor, an emotional robot, a cave girl and a wizard. Whatever Lavos' longevity, if he can't beat this motley crew, he's not going to beat a master assassin with a Zerg infestation. Kerrigan wins.

Alundra vs. Link

Wario wakes up in a dark dungeon that Marina was renting. "Mmmmeehhh whatza goin ona Marina? I'm all tieda upa mmeehhhhh."

"Oh my dear Wario! You have the pleasure of seeing ny darker side! You are going to die a slow and painful death now!"

"Mmmeeeeeeehhhahahahahhahah aaahhah hahaha."
Marina ball gags Wario and blind folds them.

Wario was dead in 43 hours.

Barkley vs Cyberdwarf

They're fighting in a smithy's shop, much like Sparrow and Will Turner once did. Samurai Jack swings his mighty sword at Captain Jack Sparrow, but Sparrow's so drunk that every swing misses. Captain Sparrow offers Samurai Jack his bottle of rum and says, "I think we got off on the wrong foot, not that I can blame you for wanting to kill me. If I met me, I'd want to kill me, too." Samurai Jack swings his sword and smashes the bottle from Sparrow's hand. Sparrow jumps back and looks in disbelief at his wet hand; "Why is the rum gone?" Sparrow draws his sword and demonstrates sword fighting skills that would humble Samurai Jack, except his invincible sword breaks Sparrow's cutlass. Now seeing that Sparrow can fight with the best of them, Samurai Jack pauses and says, "Get another sword." His honor won't let him attack an unarmed, worthy opponent, even if he is a fink. Sparrow grins and says, "Cheers, mate." In a single, deft stroke, Sparrow pulls another cutlass from the rack and cuts the rope supporting the main bellows, causing them to compress and blow black soot at Samurai Jack. Sparrow grabs the rope as it raises to the ceiling, no longer held against its counterweight and takes it to the rafters and lands deftly on the vent window's sill. The soot clears and Samurai Jack looks up to see Sparrow. Sparrow says, "Always good to know that I can depend on the stupidity of decent people! You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" And with that, he disappears out the window. Samurai Jack pursues, but the wily pirate is nowhere to be found.

Captain Jack Sparrow wins!

Snake Pliskin vs. Solid Snake

Both have the power to manipulate dream reality, so it would be a matched fight. However, Freddy Krueger has the killer instinct. He can go the extra distant and both scare and kill Luigi.
Luigi would end up terrified and ripped apart.

Katamari's The Prince vs. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.