[POLL] I HATE THE POETS

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I hate the poets - Results

Ban them from the republic!
3
12%
And I didn't even know it.
10
40%
They should all be dead. Maybe they could form a society of some sort while they're at it.
9
36%
They should be impeached.
3
12%

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They only deal in shallow representations of true forms, unconcerned with the truth beneath.
Mirak
Stand back. Artist at work. I paint with enthusiasm if not with talent.
9300
I can't fit two apples in my mouth. I can't even fit one. According to my friends i'd be the worst gay lover ever.
roses are red
therefore

supreme commander@!!! the villagers are booing our song! (this is extremly bad)
any way we flip it she does not look right.

we must put on surgeon gloves and perform delicate surgery on de la face.

arrrharahhharrrharrr, swob the decks1!! overload all the wires! run the gears till they shatter!
push on into the unseeing black abyss111!

until my body is broken apart into a gleaming lightshow of unconnected sub-atomic particles
for we are all inconceivably fortunate to exist.

and we are already dead.

but this is madness!
jon will did the math for crist sakes! there's no more market availability!
it's all taken!

arrrharhahrahaarhar!
oh good lord the suns almost out!
we must hidez from et!!!!

YES! but DAS tome of Ṅ̟̮͉͋͑̈́͐ͥ̏͡A̦̰̠͇̼̪͉͕ͭͬ̽̃ͧZ̛̺̺̙̣̻ͭ͋Ẻ̙̟̭̥̳̣̺̋̏͛̒̋R̮̮͉̖͚̞̥̹ͫ̔̔͊̃ͭ̆́A̋̾ͩ̏ͦ̓ͣ͢͡҉̩̙T̡̫̼̿͊̀H̻͉͖̥̺͇̬͉͇ͪ said da edge between genius n lunacy is so small sosmall.
just flip the coin retard.
Fuck those poets! Am I right? Also, that third option is brillant! XD
unity
You're magical to me.
12540
author=FlyingJester
They only deal in shallow representations of true forms, unconcerned with the truth beneath.


I always thought you were a poet?
Mirak
Stand back. Artist at work. I paint with enthusiasm if not with talent.
9300
author=alterego
bjork talks about her tv
you shouldn't let poets lie to you

i want her to lull me to sleep with her fairy pixie voice.
author=alterego
björk talks about her tv

I'm not sure why, but I find her creepy. Imagine waking up at night to her screaming like a banshee at you.
author=unity
author=FlyingJester
They only deal in shallow representations of true forms, unconcerned with the truth beneath.
I always thought you were a poet?


Self-loathing isn't an unheard of thing for poets.
Pickles are green
Patties are brown

My GPS fucking lied about the Burger King downtown
Poetry is a tangled web, glistening,
A meaning lost, yet listening,
As sun's dew dances gold before eager eyes,
Another victim of the poet's voracious lies.

'Your mind is free when eyes are blind,
To ignore the chains which tightly bind'.
So sings to overtake desperate cries,
Of the victims buried by the poet's lies!


Don't trust poets, people. They're like the ominous downpour casting shadows o'er an otherwise crystalline day.
Mirak
Stand back. Artist at work. I paint with enthusiasm if not with talent.
9300
Your sweetened words do nothing to melt the ice around my shriveled, dissecated, black, frozen heart.
what about icemelt salt words Mirak? then we will add some water and we will keep the black.

'Defiant, the mind which lies awake,
It's eyes' attention, the shadows take.

Fall asleep to ignore fear,
Yet chords of doubt still play for your ear.

Toss and turn, beg for sleep's embrace,
And strengthen the shadow's hold in place.

Then watch, wide-eyed, as foundation falls,
Your pretense dropped, screaming against walls.

Oh heart of stone, built at such cost,
Mere instance reveal the time now lost.'



Poets are liars. They speak with the forked tongue of the serpent, who hides away in his venomous den, forever fearful of the sun's stern gaze upon it's guilt-ridden soul.
Dragons are kinda serpents too, right?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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SnowOwl
Dragons are kinda serpents too, right?


It depends. If the dragon has no arms or legs (which we do see in some myths), then yes, it's a serpent.
Mirak
Stand back. Artist at work. I paint with enthusiasm if not with talent.
9300
In the second hobbit movie Thranduil king of the wood elves says something to Thorin about not talking to him of dragon fire since he knew it's ruin since he had battled the "great serpents of the north". I wonder if he did mean limbless dragons.


Well, a dragon is supposed to be a large lizard with bat's wings, so technically he's a reptile, but not exactly a serpent.

I believe in the past, certain dragons like the Gorynych were supposed to be more related to serpents, likely due to their long, multiple heads. It's been a while since I've read about it, so I could be wrong.


But...... Reptiles are still cold-blooded. In a poetic sense, the dragons of Europe are as well, due to their habit of ravaging countrysides and terrorizing life around them in general.




Let's not forget what modern media has done for reputations of past monsters, though. Pete's Dragon, Puff the Magic Dragon, the Inheritance series, How to Train Your Dragon, to name a few.

(Since you were insinuating something, Snow Owl!)
I'm not a poet, and I know it
There is no deep secret tossing inside me
I have no timing, I can't form my feelings
Sometimes I rhyme, and sometimes I don't
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