WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!
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I don't get this, this movie is not going to be anything like the origanial why not just rename the movie something new. The rock is good for nothing anymore as a actor.
I will not be going to see this crap.
I will not be going to see this crap.
author=captainregal link=topic=3065.msg60461#msg60461 date=1233727253
The rock is good for nothing anymore as a actor.
You mean he was at some point?
I remember "The Scorpion King" (one of those movies, anyway) was playing at someone's house.
The first fight scene I saw involved a guy getting hit in the chest with an arrow (pretty much a straight shot at his chest). Not only did he FLY backwards, but he did it UPWARDS THROUGH THE CEILING at like a 40-degree angle to the ground.
The first fight scene I saw involved a guy getting hit in the chest with an arrow (pretty much a straight shot at his chest). Not only did he FLY backwards, but he did it UPWARDS THROUGH THE CEILING at like a 40-degree angle to the ground.
author=Max McGee link=topic=3065.msg60359#msg60359 date=12336915731:36. Now that's some true Hollywood genius right there. I wonder how long it took them to think that up...author=Max McGee link=topic=3065.msg60153#msg60153 date=1233610425
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeL_Iw7wdQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeL_Iw7wdQ
Okay . . . I seriously felt my IQ slowly draining as I watched that trailer, wow.
Not only has hollywood become ridiculously dumbed down, it's now gotta take us down with it.
Well, at least foreign films are still pretty good. See here and here and here and here.
But, yeah, I think we can all say with safety that Hollywood had become a machine that pumps out cliche romantic comedies, crappy American remakes of foreign horror films (because we can't read subtitles or anything), Oscar-bait dramas, and senseless, derived action flicks. Well, we can still make a good movie or two, but nowhere near enough.
But, yeah, I think we can all say with safety that Hollywood had become a machine that pumps out cliche romantic comedies, crappy American remakes of foreign horror films (because we can't read subtitles or anything), Oscar-bait dramas, and senseless, derived action flicks. Well, we can still make a good movie or two, but nowhere near enough.
author=Feldschlacht IV link=topic=3065.msg60098#msg60098 date=1233593973
What happened to you, The Rock? You've been reduced to this?
He had kids. When you're an actor, and you have children, you often take movie roles for said children's enjoyment. Also the money.
I like The Rock, too, and I really hope this isn't indicitve of his career as of now... At least we have The Rundown...
this sounds like a very serious issue, please page me at 374-2812 if there are any major witch-related developments
author=TooManyToasters link=topic=3065.msg60505#msg60505 date=1233761207author=Max McGee link=topic=3065.msg60359#msg60359 date=12336915731:36. Now that's some true Hollywood genius right there. I wonder how long it took them to think that up...author=Max McGee link=topic=3065.msg60153#msg60153 date=1233610425
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeL_Iw7wdQ
I just quoted this so that I would be quoting that link a third time in that topic.
Seriously, few things have caused me as much pain as that trailer.
Jason Statham:
"My name is Chev Chelios, and today I didn't die. Instead, a Chinese mobster has stolen my nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered heart that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. Now I must launch myself on a literally electrifying chase through Los Angeles and get my heart back."
Critics:
What the HELL is THIS shit?!
author=aprilschild link=topic=3065.msg61066#msg61066 date=1234219337*Facepalm!Picard
Rasta: I think Headdesk!Picard really says it all.
Also yes. Did they really have to say "LITERALLY electrifying"? I mean, it was a bad enough pun already.